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chapotraphouse @hexbear.net Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them] @hexbear.net 7 mo. ago

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You ever wish that people could just change their genitals on a whim whenever they want?

Would be cool to be like "Today I'm gonna have a penis just for fun"

And I'm not just saying that because I want to see what it's like to spin it around and go "brrrrrm weeeee!"

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So burglars could change their dicks into keys and break into my house? No thank you
- New anime - Dick Lockpick: Private Detective
  
  Lockdick: Private Dick
asked every trans person ever
- The cis people version of this thought also exists, but it's just to like, change the size
This is basically Iain Banks' Culture series. Although in the books the sex change takes about a year
- This is where my brain went to also. It would also give us all drug glands so we can get high whenever we want.
  
  This is the future leftists want.
  
  If you're a masochist, the drugs only need to be released with a little hustle. ;)
- I looooooooooooooove Minds, what silly little guys doing silly little things :)
Would be incredibly useful for anyone having a period to say "ok penis mode engaged"
- Oh also when some asshole says "what's in your pants though" you could just change it to whatever proves them wrong
  
  Also useful if you're dating somebody who's already been spoilered on what's in your pants, although i could see the effect of that wearing off after a while.
- I guess that depends on how it works? Does it change all the innards/important bits, or just exterior? I think having a period AND a penis might just make it worse
  
  it sends the blood to the blood dimension
  
  my dick bleedin
  
  I think it would be way easier, you would just have to wear a dick beanie/thimble for a while
- co-worker comes in as a man
  
  Hey dude! Must be that time of the month eh?
Left Hand of Darkness ass comment
- Follow up Culture comment
  
  I've had them queued up as books to read. What does Iain Bank's Culture series say about gender?
- actually the Gethenians are strongly beholden to a biological cycle of sexlessness and sexuality and if anything have less control of their sexual capacities and desires than more familiar humans
  
  Which is possibly better because you won't have all these horn dogs posting horny on main and such. Everyone will be in normal mode until the orgy period starts for a few days then another month or so of normal.
Based. Genital anarchy here we go.
It must be at will, no more Ranma 1/2 measures Walter
Hear me out:

Two dicks
Okay, works done for the day. Time to change genders!
haha yeah I'd make mine bigger
I could see the huge benefit in swapping to a penis when using a public restroom.
- Or hiking! Or even writing your name in the snow just once
- New stp device just dropped. Going to the bathroom and being like "hold on lemme get my dick out"
Dirt_Owl? More like Dirt_Frog. And yes, but more for my friends' sake than mine.
Yuuup
detachable penis youtube
- Lol this song. I haven't thought about it in a decade
- I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
  
  yewtu.be
  
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Standing at the mirror, swapping back and forth, indecisive. Maybe the massive clit vulva, or maybe no balls... Maybe both today...?
Neil Gaiman’s short story Change is a good one about that
- deeply weird story from a cis man but i'll admit reading it -- and a blog post by a trans woman about it -- made me think more critically about gender
  
  e: here's a gungy pdf of the story and here is the blog post. I think it was probably the first time I read the word cis.
I watched a documentary about that called futurella or something and it seemed like a big debacle when everyone switched genders but they learned a valuable lesson along the way so I support it

wait actually they couldn't change at will, a rock man had to do it

i still support it i guess
I'd at least like to make my testicles go away sometimes

Tired of those things
if i had that ability i'd only ever use it to get away with wearing leggings or something thin without having to tuck. beyond that? I'd feel weird without it
I wish this but about breasts. I have a big gut so I wanna be able to switch back and forth between breasts that are bigger than my gut and no breasts at all. I guess I could just wear stuffed bras or maybe there’s shapewear that does that but I also don’t want to be perceived doing this. Just an acknowledgement that my desires fluctuate constantly.
mid-piss. absolute chaos
im cis af but id give it a shot at least once

ive always suspected that girls have better orgasms anyways
No. I almost bought a giant golden sparkly thing one time just to switch things up. I didn't end up doing so however and I hadn't thought about it till this thread.
Well I wouldn't change it just for the day, but yeah lol
Haha, Yes! ☹️
Definitely

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