Chud Struggle Session

These dipshits thinking they're trad caths while shit talking the pope will never not be funny to me.
It's like if somebody based their entire personality on the movie fight club and went around saying "the first rule of fight club is you have to tell everybody you know about fight club"
Why try to pigeonhole yourself into an external personality if you dont agree with one of the core tenants.
There is literally only one good point in those pictures, and it is that neanderthals get a bad rap. Not that neanderthals were all muscular and long-lived (they weren't), just that they get a bad rap. Neanderthals are cool.
- Do you have any cool neanderthal facts you're willing to share?
- I have the impression that the pro-neanderthal sentiment can be a thin end of a racist wedge.
  Here is a map from wikipedia captioned "Known Neanderthal range in Europe (blue), Southwest Asia (orange), Uzbekistan (green), and the Altai Mountains (violet) ":
  So look at that and think, "what would a racist see". Don't be to cute about it.
  With neanderthals being actually pretty smart and cool, they can be seen to contribute that certain je ne sais quoi to white people that makes them actually biologically distinct from other humans. Which is of course a closed question (FAKE) generally speaking.
  I'm not saying that's true and I'm not saying anyone here is saying it. I'm just saying that there could be some motivated reasoning.
- Wait, a stereotype of Neanderthals was they were long lived?
That thread image is all just leftists fucking with each other isn’t it?
- It's just one leftist - it's a comic by the artis BeanyTuesday. Same guy who gave us

No, you should have a large cock, actually, and a high IQ. It can be done.

It can be done, yes, but I don't think this "Eurasian Emperor" fellow would like what that looks like in practice...

※IQ is racist pseudoscience and the concept of intelligence in general is deeply misleading

Large cocks are also psuedoscience as it presumes a galactic standard cock size and no such cock size has ever been empirically established.
That said, much sympathy for large cock comrades as it can be a serious hassle and cause problems of varying kinds and folks should know about that and not objectify people about it.
- it can be a serious hassle and cause problems of varying kinds
  This is true....I'd rather not elaborate 😬💀 #bigdickproblems
- Please go on.

I would like to once again remind everyone that, to the best of my knowledge, 95% of all human penises on earth fall between 4-6in in length, while 95% of vaginas are between 4-6in in depth, and this is all very silly.

WE ARE THE 95%!!!!
I decided to check as yous call it "natopedia" to find out what nato thinks of this
Human penis size
Human vaginal size
All I can conclude is that the actual page for penises is much longer than the page on vaginals. I think I discovered the two most bonkers wp pages.
- Medical science announces major breakthrough; Existence of "Women", long thought to be a myth, has been experimentally confirmed in laboratory situations.
  It's wild how disparate the treatment of men and women, defined broadly, is in medical science. The bias is incredible.

"Having a tiny dick is European culture" is the most straightforward self own I have ever read

bodyshaming? on hexbear?
it's more common than you'd think.
- They're the one that said it take it up with them.
- It's endemic. Body shaming on hexbear is reddit bad, normies on facebook would find some of the stuff crass.

IQ is stored in the balls, actually

Damn, so I really did get dumber when my hernia was fixed.

— Large penis worship is just another form of slave worship. Virtue and penis size are inversely proportional. Shaming men for having small penises is anti-European and anti-aristocratic. Enjoy your free lunch while it lasts, slaves. Your time in the sun is coming to an end.

[Easy: Success] — No, you should have a large cock, actually, and a high IQ.

[Trivial: Success] — It can be done.

beta leftists trying to explain that penis size is random and therefore not worth shaming or being shamed over

※Except when the shaming is consensual
- *Also consensual compliments that are total lies. “Biggest one I’ve ever seen” etc.
  Common men’s kink tbh.

God turning up the penis slider to maximum, shrugging his shoulders as the virtue slider plummets

Eh, he says, It's a dump stat

Heterosexual chud discourse: being overly concerned with the size of your fellow man's penis.

Also, was it in Rome or ancient Greece that having a fat cock was considered vulgar, and so all the statues have lil guys, or is that a myth

Some of it is survivability bias. Monster dongs are more likely to break off of the statue.
I think it was Greece and I'm like 98% sure that the penises were all of a normal size, like the modal size for penises, and people just have no idea how big penises are any more because dick wiggling has fallen out of favor as a form of cultural celebration.
- Retvrn, but to dick wiggling instead of tradition
Had more to do with what the statue depicted. The greeks were more interested in showing a idealised human form, genitals were considered the least interesting part, ergo the mal statues had small dicks and balls and the female ones had innies.
The focus was on the face, muscles, body shape and so on.
In other areas they had zero problems with showing big dongs. Satyr pics always go wild.
The Romans had a big dicked god responsible for guarding the home. He was always depicted with a huge erection, as he would rape any burglars.
- Huh, that's uh... fascinating? Rome delenda est.
I've only heard it about Greece
- Okay good, I did not hallucinate this :) ty!
Yeah I think it was Greece. Also they were big foreskin fans and thought it was rude to have an exposed glans. They used string to tie their dicks when naked in public to stay decent (kynodesme).
I also vaguely remember something about some kind of wire tying operation that stage actors back then would get to keep them flaccid at all times, to be dramaturgically correct or something. I might be wrong though

my man out here telling us he's got that hapsburg schween

Dumb and micropenis havers

Wild emoji game

There's alot to unpack here and it isn't a massive cock unfortunately.

You know what is actually important to talk about regarding our society that is actively falling apart in front of our eyes? You guessed it, the size of other dudes' penises.

Something something politics and sexual pathology

Is everyone on Twitter having penis discourse right now? I also saw people getting mad about trans women seeing themselves in Hermaphroditus lmao.

Is humanity ever not having penis discourse? In the most remote places, in the most ancient caves, one will find drawings of cocks!
- So true. Matriarchy now! We need a more even split on genital discourse.
- Is humanity ever not having penis discourse?
  There's a joke about Freudian psychoanalysis here, but I don't know enough about Freud's theories to make one.
- The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of penis discourse.

It's sometimes refreshing when useless online discourse becomes a literal dick measuring contest.

It’s more honest

I love not having to deal with penis discourse anymore. It’s just so silly.

Did you just say penis Discord?
- lolololololol
  if Q can't be a huge troll with a huge D than
- I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
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  piped.video

Eurasian

The swarthy mongrel of Bulgar and Tatar extraction dares to pine on matters of Evropa and her poorly endowed children.

The fact that these chuds think they're cool because of their corny aesthetic and absurd "trad" discourse is something I'd find funny if it just weren't so sad.

Future mass shooters and family annihilators club

Who needs virtue when you got a huge hog?

The eternal conundrum of the human species.

I have a huge hog. His name is Captain Snortles and his oinks are food for the soul

Fun fact both chuds arent european

Are you saying that Greeks are Water Turks are something?

Hot take; Greek people are to all intents and purposes Middle Eastern, but have been co-opted into European-ness by white supremacists and other europhiles so that they can claim Ancient Greek culture as their own.
- To be more serious, this all points to how whiteness expands or contracts depending on context. E.g. I've seen "white" people in the US who are ethnically Turkish, Lebanese and Syrian. I've also seen Turks, Lebanese and Syrians who are very much not "white."

bit idea: just have a penis of a certain size and call intelligence too broad and abstract to precisely measure and live your silly little life

"the hellenist" "Eurasian Emperor" "Bar-bar-big-dick" "fuck-off-dumbest-people-alive"

I bet these are the type of dudes that think to themselves that sex ends when they cum

Im not an antropologist or whatever but wouldn't the more obvious answer be that it represents fertility? Is this guy just telling on himself?

these morons talking about dong size when they should be talking about Donghua Jinlong