Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world no banana @lemmy.world 8 mo. ago

Lunch time!

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I love how the guy making this joke can’t bring themselves to commit to the bit.
- Guaranteed he put one drop of ketchup just for the meme then panicked and carefully removed it with tissue paper. Good sushi isn't cheap, man.
  
  No reason to think that is good sushi though
I've never been so offended in my life. This is fucking blasphemy.
- Watch me put pineapple on that, to prove you wrong.
  
  You monster ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ
  
  Hmm… I may have to try this…
To be fair, ketchup is mostly sugar and vinegar. Sushi already has vinegar in it and the sauce already on there is presumably something like teriyaki - which is also based on sugar.
- No. Do not "both sides" this monster.
  
  I will, and I'll throw Spam on it too! And it'll still be fucking delicious!
  
  Why? Because rice plus meat plus sauce is hard to fuck up lol.
Alright, that's it. This person needs war crimes done to them.
- If they break the Geneva Conventions first it's technically no longer a war crime
  
  I don't think that's accurate
Is that even legal where you live?
- Fish? Yes!
What's wrong with a bit of chup on your fish fingers?
- I learned a new word and I wish I hadn't😂 > chup
  
  Chup is going straight into my vocabulary
  
  Katsup with that?
  
  Like chuppa chups, those ketchup-flavoured lollipops
Get out
And what that on the breaded fried roll?
BBQ sauce!
- Probably hoisin sauce
  
  Something umami, of course. I was just saying in the spirit of ketchup on salmon.
I will punch your dad in the cock
- Thanks, I've not gotten the chance to do that myself yet.
  
  Np bb <3
Oh god...
- Don't worry, I added some curry powder later
  
  You're disgusting. BBQ sauce is the only way.
They're gonna send a nuke back, for this one
Could at least have used Heinz, you barbarian
That better be wasabi flavored
Da gehört 'ne ordentliche Ladung Hela druff
I wonder how it tastes. At shittier sushi places those "salmon" sushi are completely tasteless. Not that this would be an improvement
Haven't the Japanese people suffered enough?
I really don't like sushi but good salmon or trout is frigging expensive and tasty
Ketchup? With ~~lobster~~ salmon? Head explodes
I'd rather eat that fish without any seasoning or sauce
General Reposti
- That's my name, don't wear it out
Jeans?
They shouldn't have killed Harambe
This man needs to be put in a Japanese jail and force fed proper sushi until they learn what sushi is
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I actually eat sushi with ketchup. it's delicious
- Is that what we're gonna do - we're going to have a fight?
- I like it with mushroom catsup, but I'm not a big fan of tomato ketchup.
  
  What the hell is mushroom catsup?

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