How the fuck do you manage to get rust bottle caps?
How the fuck do you manage to get rust bottle caps?
I think it's really cool messaging that a car comes with a complimentary beer
82 0 Replythe pairing is second to none
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Like who gives a shit what cars you have you absolute nerd
65 0 ReplyHow is this a real dude and not a character we made up to laugh at?
70 0 ReplyTwitter's primary function is finding and inventing new types of guys.
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2024 BMW X7
so I looked it up and apparently US manufacturers are allowed to put the 2024 model year on anything sold starting 2 january 2023
normal country things
41 0 Replycounterpoint it is very fun booing teslas or pretending to have not heard of them to tesla bros
32 0 Reply"Oh is that like a Prius?"
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its his entire personality, let him be lmao
24 0 ReplyReal Estate "Investor"
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forced himself to drink it? classic beer mentality
46 0 ReplyIf he wasn't a fascist I'd say critical support to Elon for fleecing techbros.
45 0 ReplyLook if someone bought "Tesla Cyberbeer" they deserve whatever happens to them.
41 0 Replyfor $75...
take this as a life lesson dude
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Aren't aluminium bottle caps, like cans, supposed to have a clear plastic coating on them to prevent the metal from corroding and reacting with the drink? Did they forget to make the caps with that stuff on them or something?
36 0 ReplyThey did, but with .03 micron tolerances
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It's usually only on the inside/bottom of the cap, the part where the drink actually touches the cap
25 0 ReplyAluminum also doesn't rust IIRC so idk what's going on here.
20 0 ReplyBeer bottle caps are steel usually - looks like they contracted out a batch of beers and let them sit in bad conditions - also they used a clear bottle which means the beer develops a bunch of off-flavors bc of the light hitting it.
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Didn't even call it "Cybeer"
34 0 Reply11 0 ReplySO FUCKING OBVIOUS!
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hehe, gottem
32 0 ReplyTrump's going to come after Elon for stealing his shtick.
31 0 ReplyElon is just if Trump wasn't funny
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$75 beer should come with bottle service. ability to grift his base is level
31 0 ReplyDo you also think "Tesla John" is somewhat cringe?
30 0 ReplySounds like he cruises for sex workers in his Model Y.
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"why did you drink it?"
because that's the purpose of it????? it's a beverage for consumption??? elon can't do anything right, he can't even make a beer that is drinkable.
28 0 ReplyI interpreted it as why would you drink a beer that was in a comprised container and tasted weird.
30 0 ReplyI mean it's alcohol, idk how bad it can really be even in a compromised container.
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Forcing yourself to finish what wound up being a terrible investment is incredibly relatable, ngl. Though if it's a bad beer I'd just cook some brats in it, if anything.
26 0 ReplyIt's called sunk cost, I suppose...
17 0 ReplyElon said that the Cybertruck is watertight enough to be a small boat. First person to test that is gonna have a real sunk cost on their hands.
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They also lost the chance to call it cybeer. Disappointment in so many levels.
17 0 ReplyLmao you gotta respect elon's grift
15 0 ReplyIdk grifting when you're born into riches just seems overkill. I respect it when you're born poor and you get rich grifting, but Elon couldve done nothing in his entire life and still been rich
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as a beer enjoyer, i need to find someone dumb enough to get me a cyberbeer. it sounds truly awful
14 0 ReplyHey at least it didn't combust unlike some other tesla products.
12 0 ReplyWhat is rust if not a slow combustion
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Wait.. They give away alcohol with their vehicle that is illegal to drive when under the influence of alcohol?
Geniuses.
12 0 Replylooking into it
11 0 ReplyBetter than C++ bottle caps at least.
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