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2y ago

A pod of orcas have sunk a yacht in the Strait of Gibraltar

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A pod of orcas have sunk a yacht in the Strait of Gibraltar

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Another Yakkkt Drowned - Glory to the Joint Dictatorship of the Proletariat of Oppressed Mammalia!!

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Ultra based

What are the chances that the "global community" is going to suddenly view Orcas like we viewed Bison and go on an intentional extermination spree?
- I could see vigilante boaters going on whaling sprees
  
  there's already footage of boaters shooting at them
The company said it is working to ensure its upcoming trips to the Canary Islands go on without a hitch.
they're gonna shoot the orcas
- One theory among researchers is they're just playing around.
  it's just a joke, can't anyone take a joke anymore?
  Other researchers say it may be that the whales like the feel of the rudder.
  lol
  
  It's a prank bro!
- Gonna need harpoons cause guns ain't gonna do shit.
- Fuck yeah another slammer
Arm the orcas
uncritical support
Slay queen!
A polish yacht no less, in my eyes, the orca is God's punishment for these landlocked poles, thinking they can go over water
- landlocked poles
  ???
  
  well landlocked on most sides anyway
- average American knowledge of European geography
An orca has done more praxis than me...
we are so back
Based af
- Oh fuck yeah tell me more about this
Posadas was wrong, dolphins aren't our comrades, orcas are.
- Orcas are actually dolphins
  
  Huh, TIL
- Dolphins, orcas, and beluga whales all serve in Starfleet cetacean ops
no more half measures walter
hero orcas
:sicko-orca:
:red-fist: :red-fin:
Sinking yachts is kool
did someone rich die?
- no
  
  good try, orcas. Keep it up, you'll get em next time!

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