Time to drop the really big bomb

Not left. Not right. Some sort of third, other position.

Not left, not right, but right. I am a very serious person. Never in my life have I critically examined the implications of private capital.
- Fascists love to invent a new third type of thing that's just right wing politics again. They do it every 20 years or so.
new party claiming to be neither right nor left
It's just fascism again
Oh shit, 3-axis political compass memes incoming.
Now luring people towards the right in more octants.
- "we are neither left nor right"
  invents z axis for polcomp brainrot
  immediately invents an even more heightened right wing position
  every time lmao

And always twirling, twirling towards freedom!

:kang-and-kodos:

Couldn't come up with an original idea if there was a gun to xæ1488's head.

Surprised it wasn't just the X party

AmericanHistoryX Party
- quite nice
- but they only watch the first 45 minutes

He is an incredibly stupid person, and it’s truly insane how he’s managed to fail this far upward. I mean, even looking back at the history of PayPal, you can see these exact patterns repeating themselves (i.e. sees an opportunity to capitalize on a potential market, fails to capitalize on said market but still gets credit for putting his name on it).

Yet, your average Joe still believes he builds rockets, cars, and is in the lab creating brain computer interfaces.

God, I truly despise living in the west

Ulysses must be incredibly unwell or dead at this point

Ulysses must be incredibly unwell or dead at this point
UlyssesT stopped posting because UlyssesT has a kid to raise which is a lot of work
- I think they meant because Ulysses hasn't gone on any adventures lately.
His entire schtick is weaselling himself into a position of power and capital, use the capital to leverage new positions while using the power in an attempt to ratfuck everything not in his personal ayn rand techno-fantasy.
Eventually the other people around him push him out, but by then he has taken all the credit, a fat stack of stock positions and, as I said before, leveraged all of that to find another unwilling host.
He is the ultimate parasitical manifestation of Neoliberalism.
- Truly incomprehensible to me how the world treats grown adults (whose behavior is indistinguishable from children on the playground in year 4 or some shit) with any decency whatsoever. Capital is a Godamn shield

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forward_Party_(United_States)

Andrew Yang come get your payday from suing this dork.

DUDE THAT'S SO TRUE POLITICAL STANCES ARE JUST LIKE MATHEMATICAL VECTORS

I'M FORMING THE UP PARTY

We're replacing the political compass with an n-dimensional hypercube with axes for preferred ice cream flavors, interior decorating preferences, which direction you prefer to part your hair, your preferred DnD 5e class, the temperature you keep your bathwater, and whether you think the top keeps spinning in Inception.
Right Wing Rule
Up and forward are the real extremists. I'm starting the "Diagonal between up and forward" party, for the true centrism people want.

close enough, welcome back Andrew Yang

I can't believe they stole Andrew Yang's silly-ass slogan
Wasnt Yang angling for some kind of deal with musk for a new party (or a spot on his old shitty one?)

Remember when he said his new party will have "centrist" positions on social issues?

As I have my finger on the pulse of the common man, my own positions closely align with those of the majority of Americans.

It isn't right

why did he choose the weird jump image

He thinks people were laughing with him on that one.

Less than a month ago he told investors he was getting out of politics

He missed the sensation of cutting funding for life saving programs and wants back in

not left not right forward~

looks inside

extremely right

He has how many billions of dollars and he couldn't be bothered to hire someone to design something that wasn't just the trump flag

LOL. He fired his whole PR team over a decade ago because he bought into their bullshit.
"Yeah! I am a genius! So why do I need you clowns?!"
It's all been downhill since then. He probably crapped that out on a pirated copy of photoshop CS3 and gave himself a pat on the back.
Love the gigantic swooping eagle with unrelated lighting and nonsense perspective just superimposed on the image for no apparent reason. XD
- it was generated by grok, which afterwards proceeded to rant about how the most important thing for a new political party in the US to focus on would be the white genocide in south africa
- He probably crapped that out on a pirated copy of photoshop CS3 and gave himself a pat on the back.
  He definitely just used AI. He told Grok to make him some super cool flag logos and picked out the one he liked best.

If I was being accused of being a globalist neocon by the MAGA people that I'm trying to grift, I wouldn't say I'm doing a "reset" because they'll just take that to mean great reset.

cybertruck owners

I’m choosing to believe that he couldn’t get the handle he wanted on the site he owns, so they added an “X” at the end like it’s an AIM screen name from 2003.

xXx_America_Party_xXx
- I already know this user has some really emo lyrics in their away message.

Someone needs to photoshop elon in that pic so it's the pic of him doing that stupid jump he did at that trump rally

On it, boss...

I'm not right or left. We just need to move forward together

Average far-right fascist.

that party ain't right

I need some third way infighting, and with Elon at the helm I don't expect to be disappointed.

Ah, the third position

Not left. Not right. Just right.

Oh.

It's for the dilders and the boers

Isn't this literally yang's thing

AI slop party mixed with the whole Andrew Yang (which, LOL this VC hack is back I guess) schtick. It may as well dethrone the reform party for uselessness.

Andrew Yang? Is that you?

Not right, not left hmmm so far-right?

didnt some guy already try the whole "not right not left but forward" thing

yang lmao

AmericaPartyX

I hope this newest Musk arc keeps going, it has the potential to be really funny

Ai generated eagle? lmao?

Still think they should have named it the National Socialist American Worker's Party.

Lapses into beer commercial halfway through before snapping out of it

Fighting for you! (And also Tesla and SpaceX)

Stealing the line from Neither left nor right - but actually far right - King Macron Ist

American history x

Shut the fuck up Yang!

that seems like a great idea for once!

looks at who made this party

okay maybe not

Those who claim to be neither left or right are highly likely to be fascists trying to pass it off as a 3rd position
- look i'm a centrist i think MLs and anarchists both make some good points.

lol, not sure if made my AI or just someone who sucks at their job. Also the people in the background blurred to shit is an admission of not having a single fucking supporter

"reset button" aka just plain capitalism while ignoring the glaring problems