Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada
Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada
The prophecy has been fulfilled
The end of days has come
Know we’re all fucked.
Didn't need this to realise that but I'm glad it happened anyway.
2023, but good find
My first thought was ".... Again? They need some better contraceptives" but no, it's the same one... A shame, that would open the door for so many jokes.
This is a sign. The second cumming of Christ.
Thats it, you won the comments section.
Now THIS is what I want to see from this community
The universe heard that guy complaining yesterday and said “hold my beer”
Tbf this is an old article. But still funny.
Everything reminds me of him 😞
Even mother nature looked at our present timeline and said "Yeah...fuck it....let's see how crazy shit can get."
You think that's big, you should see the size of it under the water.
Also, this is what it looks like when it's cold.
"I was in the pool!"
Just the tip....
It's a grower, not a show-er... the water's just really cold there!
I am kind of disappointing this is actually from 2023 though! It needs to cum again.
The phallus iceberg always rises again it seems (accounting for shrinkage).
At least we know whoever designed the simulation appreciates phallic humor.
I was thinking, "That thing's still around?!"
Ok, why is this also what she said?!
c/BrandNewSentence
THE PROPHECY!
Finally an article that made me believe I was reading the onion
phallus [...] floating in conception bay
A penis-shaped iceberg floated by the town of Dildo, Canada, which isn't too far from the city of Spread Eagle and the town of Placentia. (Image credit: Ken Pretty)
That's it. I want my money back. This shit is waaaaaaaaaay too unbelievable. Wait, what? It happened, like, for real? Really. ....really?
Fake news! The entire iceberg does not look like a dick.
It’s just the tip.
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I mean, who names a bay in Dildo county Conception Bay (or vice versa)? The iceberg is just the tip!
Most of my family is from very near there. I remember when this happened, it was quite the event
I always thought "D.C." meant "District of Columbia." TIL from the combination of your username and post that it means "Dildo, Canada."
Kind of a weird name for the capital of an entirely different country.
We're gonna need a bigger M&M's tube....
It's old, but... I'll allow it.
Also...
Dingdong. Willy. Johnson. One-eyed sailor. Trouser snake.
Now it's your turn.
Tally-whacker, schlong, weiner, meat and two veg, purple headed womb ferret.
I'll go with my mcc Halo 2 avatar: one-eyed-purple-elite
Someone had an interesting "on this day"
Alas, the iceberg lacked staying power: Pretty photographed the 30-foot (9.1 meter) phallic structure on Thursday, April 27. It collapsed the next day.
Hate it when that happens.
If your iceberg lasts more than 3 days, consult a physician
And maybe a physicist.
They'd probably like to know. They are very kinky like that.
y'all hear about the dick-berg in dildo??
What kinda coincidence is this? I feel like someone must've sculpted it.
My family is from nearby. Unironically hundreds of icebergs a year pass that area. It was honestly a matter of time.
I feel the same way. I know exactly nothing about ice sculpting, and after typing this I guess I try google... what did the article call it? Sobmething that made me think chunks of glacier is otherwise normal near the coast of Dildo.
But that just seems like an extremely well place dick joke. That someone or multiple people risked their lives to pull on. Off.
And that person was {insert favorite prophet or just someone you hold in high regard}.
A penis-shaped iceberg floated by the town of Dildo, Canada, which isn't too far from the city of Spread Eagle and the town of Placentia. (Image credit: Ken Pretty)
It can't be.
That is an accurate statement.
There are some quite tounge in cheek place name in NFLD.
Damn good find.
Jolly damn good find.
That's, umm, what she said.
"It's a bit small"
"Hey, it's cold out here!"
That said, I'm somewhat in awe of your standards given its thirty foot tall height.
Let the comments begin.
Quite the opposite effect of what happens to me in the cold!
"It shrinks..?!"
I’m so tired of this ‘will-they won’t they’
2 years old but funny
This is two years old.
I'm glad they posted it, cause I've never seen it before
So? I found it today and the time doesn't make it less funny.
That is, uh, also, what she said.
Yeah, first thing I thought was "Wait - again?!?". That would have been one hell of a coincidence.
Reached for comment, local resident Dick Cock said: "LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT WHITE COCK!!!!"
It's the hovering part that surprises me.
Nice
everything reminds me of her
Ah, so that's where I'll find my Super Samples.
This is gods way of saying to go fuck yourself
It was dildestiny
I’m speechless
This wouldn't be an onion article
Conception hahahahha
If this doesn’t prove god is real, I don’t know what does.
Him showing up to stand answer for his crimes.
The one person I'd be OK to send to Guantanamo or El Salvador
This is immaculate
The prophecy warns of this. It's the signal for the coming of the massive orange cock that will wreak havoc on the nations.
We have two years to prepare.
Two years to prepare? The massive orange cock has been wreaking havoc for more than eight years.
Trumps MAGAts about to get a good ol’ fashioned Canadian ramming, for freedom.
Not one of your best.
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I thought my hand gesture was a chef's kiss for such a confluence of events. Not sure what you're on about.
The Italian seal of approval
I don't see any seals in the picture.
Some assholes love it when you speak Italian to them
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