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  • Alcoholic male defense secretary with 0 OPSEC abilities orders makeup set for public appearances.

    Also decides other males aren't allowed to wear makeup in public.

  • I had a target I would eat lunch at whenever a contract took me to the area, I could just walk over and get a personal pizza and drink.

    Not anymore.

    It's getting harder to shop at places that don't bend the knee.

    Thats not a challenge to get more places to bend so we don't have a choice, I would happily never spend money in the United States again if I could help it.

  • I ate it because I kept reading "aquariums" and thinking the author meant protected wildlife areas, and it didn't click until I got to "marine exhibit"

    And now I can honestly imagine them allowing rich fucks to literally fish inside national aquariums for a price.

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  • Every argument I have ever heard boils down to "in my specific use-case because of X Y Z and Purple, all the benefits of wired are irrelevant" and the people espousing such opinions don't at all take into consideration that other people exists and their specific use-case is not at all widely experienced.

    "My tinnitus means I can't distinguish high tones well" okay buddy, but how many other people enjoy distinct highs?

    "I move around too much so Bluetooth is the only practical solution" okay my friend, but many people either don't have that problem, or they've found a solution.

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  • Well then there's the answer to "why is this community putting babylon bee headlines on my front page"

  • Just finished ep 3. it was definitely the forced gender assignment on a baby episode that did it...

  • Meijer doesn't sell anymore, and Walmart went to shotguns only around me.

    matches are genuinely inclusive, and homo-/transphobes are not welcome.

    This is important to me. I am CIS white guy, but too often when someone is wearing shit like "fuck your feelings/let's go Brandon" and "your body my choice" and nobody says anything, but the moment you speak up you get shit for "starting something" and "making a scene" and of course good luck reminding that crowd what happens when someone like THEM makes a scene, people end up dead.

    Yeah, those $500+ classes don't bother me with their time investment but holy shit I guess it's just too expensive to help people.... My account has under 400 until I can find a new job that doesn't have so much down time between contracts..

    I would happily attend the WFR classes, especially since I go mountain biking, hiking, fishing, etc in the woods and know from experience a fun day riding a bike 20 miles from the road can quickly turn south when a carbon fiber part snaps and slices an artery. Luckily someone had a tourniquet in their bag and the bleeding was stemmed until EMT got there.... Eventually.

    I'm sure they're better for a variety of first aid than the TCCC-CLS is, but both sound like they would be worth doing nowadays.

  • Around my parts of Ohio, there are several different sporting goods stores, both chain and locally owned, with various outdoor activities to shop for. From fishing, to bicycles, to football stuff and hunting gear.

    I would say I've tried everything I can to get them to come with my wife and I when we bust out the targets, but one of them is concerned about messing up their gun (which I countered by saying better to break a bad gun in practice than when you need to shoot someone about to murder you, to recieve a hand-waved dismissal) and another just "doesn't have the time".... but this is the first I'm hearing of inrangeTV so I am definitely checking them out myself as well.

    I really need to get first aid certified, but so far all I have done to that end is getting a couple first aid guides, a few kits of varying types, and watching a lot of videos... Basically FA... And I'd like to be able to patch someone up from a wound especially if I'm willing to put it there.

  • I'll deal with it, but could you be a dear and come show me how, in person? And no need to bring any form of security, half the people on this street are former marines, specwar navy, an army Ranger, and about a dozen former national guard. They'll all be here to ensure security of the country.

  • Now I'm thinking I should give it another try.

    I gave Discovery half a season, I have the Orville 2 or 3 episodes and while it was funny it didn't really click for me. I just lost interest after a few episodes.

    Edit: just finished episode 3. Now I remember why I didn't keep watching. I should have just read the plot breakdown and skipped the episode. It just left a bad taste in my mouth.

  • I sent the first news story about the signal chats to my parents ands in-laws in a big group that said "I had better never fucking hear another one of you dumbasses say a word about 'HeR eEeEeEmAiLs' ever again"

    Not a single one replied, both parents have (according to my wife) started taking Facebook posts they've made in the past down, and my in-laws have not said a political word in over a week. It's been refreshing.

    They clearly aren't ready to accept they may have been totally wrong all along, but it's nice to see they might be self-aware enough to recognize when they might be potentially maybe SOMETIMES be less than correct about specific things.

    You need a microscope to see it, but i consider it a step up.

  • "These leopards would never eat my face! They wanted us here!"

  • "if someone said anything negative about me, I would gladly murder dozens of people JUST to make them look bad, therefore this is perfectly believable!"

    That's the logic.

  • Honestly that just sounds like someone who just forgot to keep drinking while experiencing couch lock... When I'm smoking sativa strains like last night, I am perfectly okay the next day since I'm much more active, and therefore drink more liquids, than when smoking indica strains.

    While I'm sure it happens, it's just not a thing for me or my wife and her friends I guess.

    I know someone who loves to smoke, but every time she does, her hands start shaking noticeably, but not enough to need help with things. Except maybe pouring a drink.

  • Do other people get hangovers from weed? The 4 people I could check with immediately all said they've never had one either.

  • He's right, it wouldn't have happened.

    Jesus would have been black bagged by the CIA a long time before his message spread too far, and the FBI would be investigating him for CommuSocialMarxism like McCarthy is still kicking.

    And he definitely would be deported to South America.

    Also also has the artist never seen a cross before? That horizontal piece is really low.

  • Is it considered normal to type out a normal question format when using search engines?

    If I were looking for an answer instead of making a funny meme, I'd search "heat movie cast Angelina Jolie" if I didn't feel like putting any effort in.

    Then again, I guess I shouldn't be surprised. I've seen someone use their phone to search google "what is 87÷167?" instead of doing "87/167" or like... Opening the calculator....

    People do things in different, sometimes weird ways.

  • Okay I know I like to joke about how bat's look like sky puppers, but this is CLEARLY a bat-canine hybrid of some sort.

    BAT-DOG!

  • I mean, by process of elimination, I guess.

    I thought about including orks in there, but they do too many uncool things like trying to fight people who don't want to fight.

    They're perfectly happy fighting anyone and everyone, including themselves, and just want a good propper fight.

    Kind of hard justifying a fight with puppies though...