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Stamets @lemmy.world

2w ago

It was Steve

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Nobody was hurt.
- Probably the first thing i would want to hear.
  
  I'd probably crawl under a corner of the pile and them "save" me. Or run.
- ...except Steve, but he's a rounding error.
  
  There are actually 0 OSHA incidents every year, but Workplace Incident Georg has 10,000 workplace incidents each day and is an outlier and shouldn't be counted.

Warehouse manager came in early (it wasn’t me)
Saw the pallets on the floor lookin' swirly (it wasn’t me)
Thousands worth of product shattered (it wasn’t me)
Said my forklift skills don’t matter (it wasn’t me)
- Mr Boombastic
- All right

Zigged. Should've zagged.
- Zoop! 👉😎👉

Told ya so

"humans make mistakes"
so many goddamn iNvEsTiGaTiOnS I have to write for work boil down to this
if you're too cheap to engineer out the possibility of human error, don't come crying to me, a human, about it
- Aren't those done to figure out how things happened so they could minimize the risk of it happening again? Someone made a mistake but what led to the mistake and what could be changed so that either this doesn't happen or when it does, it's not as bad.
  
  That's what workplace investigations are supposed to be, yes. My workplace unfortunately seems more preoccupied with assigning blame to operators and writing increasingly complex rule changes that wouldn't be necessary if they spent, let me see, literally more than $0 on upgrading our tech...

We're insured, right?

Looks like all pallets of drinks. Those are gonna be heavy and probably max out the weight rating. So my response would be:
“Been overloaded for years” 🤷‍♂️
- 4 words. You have to clean it all up now, by hand.
  
  Followed by 2 more words: “I quit”

We got insurance?

Hey, shit happens
Could be worse
Whoops, wrong gear
Tesla Cyberforklifts, amirite?

it wasn't me
- Ah, the Shaggy defense

We should unionize

"I told you."

Saved the eggs.

They're getting away!

I wasn't here

Damn thing broke

It was loud

Good luck Jim

Oops, my bad

Ruh roh raggy

What happened here?
- I'd guess someone reversed a forklift into one of the vertical shelf beams. These beams will carry a good amount of weight when that's only applied vertically.
  But if you bend the beams with a forklift, or push them from the side (like when a neighboring shelf falls over), then they will fold under the weight pretty quickly.
  
  Oh I know, I was just stating the three words I'd say to my boss. If I ask what happened, then I probably just arrived to see the mess at the same time they did, right? 😁

Shelves buckled.
- You still have a free word!
  
  Overloaded.
- Nope that’s a forklift accident
  
  Hey, that could be how they buckled, but that’s all water under the bridge now.

See you tomorrow

Front fell off
- This was genuinely the comment I was waiting for.
  I love you.
  
  I love you too, if only for this short moment where our gazes align. Soon we will drift apart, and you will forget me. I can only hope I’ve had an impact on you. Goodbye.

I fucking quit

This osha violation

Not my problem

How about "is everyone ok"?

K I quit

oops ididit again

"Pfff. Mondays, huh?"

Shit. Is. fuuucked.

Get better racking.

Sue the engineer.

Some shit broke

Time to drink

Fucken' hell, man!

Were there any witnesses?
If not: blame the shelves "the thing just buckled when I put the pallet there"
Else: cop to it, I guess? Can't trust nobody in warehouse.

Want a blowie?

Not my problem

"resume generating event"

I'm outta here

Here's my resignation.
Either it's your fault, it's going to be your fault, or you're cleaning this up. Bottom line: there's a damn-near lethal amount of incompetence in the building and it's time to part ways.

Bitch, what mess?

"better start tidying"

Brian did it

And your managers name - Steve.

J. F. C.

Was anyone hurt? Those pallets can weight easily a few thousand pounds.

shit got fucked

Are these trash?

Are you forkin' kidding me?

I don’t know

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