I thought it was black tires on asphalt roads: black on black.

Oh, no worries, they'll just call you constantly while you are on vacation because creating the proper structures to cover an absence costs too much and harassing you in your off-hours costs nothing!

"That's not a year, that's his kill count."

Tooth growth putting! Absolutely no way that could cause horrors!

And the ability to disable categories of notifications so that these "offers" can never pester me again is one of the greatest intentions of the digital age.

I did it years ago. I never noticed any retaliation, but the lack of garage in my mailbox is noticeable. I swear some of those credit cards would send daily letters!

Sure, vendors who already have my information still send me things, but I just call them and get them to remove me from the list. Now the only thing that remains is the political junk mail you can do nothing about.

So, because there would be no minors present, libraries could reasonably start stocking pornography and serving liquor? I'm not saying I want that, kids should be allowed to learn, but it would be a very, very interesting establishment.

That's the craziest thing I've heard today. Please explain?

It does if you twirl your fork to collect the spaghetti. The longer stands form a ball of sauce and noodles with only a few stands. If the noodles are half as long, they may not stay twirled, can flop around more, and require more stands to reach the same size. More mess, more work.

Also, I would challenge you to tell which end of the pasta went in first. Actually, it would be a challenge to even find a way to test that...

I'm not certain I want to know what this means. I kinda love the idea that this is just an idiom that is or was common. Is it modern? Ancient? Could be either, could be both!

Have you tried just tossing it in whole? It gets soft, then you can fit it in.

"...paired with next-gen AI experiences that will result in new Windows devices that are always aware of what you’re doing..."

That's a GOOD thing?

Networking is just getting to know a bunch of assholes. This picture is 100% accurate.

Just to add to your comment, the sell a smaller set for a few dollars less and also a "precision" screwdriver set that has some similar bits not but the full set. Both are very handy to keep around for this exact thing.

Sharing your enjoyment with others. Work you can take pride in. Preserving history. Sounds pretty great for mental health.

1. Make a company
2. Violate the law until all but one strike is used, making huge profits each time.
3. Disband the company.
4. Repeat.

Love the idea of holding companies accountable, but this would be the outcome of that solution. If you want it to stick, you need to target their pockets.

The best part is you can quit any time you want.

Frustratingly, those are actually two separate plans.

Always a classic for your bartender friends. Unfortunately, they always know how to turn the volume down.

I wouldn't trust them, might steal your face!