Gated community ass death
41 0 ReplyJohnnie Turner
Reality
27 0 ReplyJohnnie shoulda turned 'er
18 0 ReplyEeey I'm turning ova, ova here
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Someone bet him 5 bucks he couldn't do a 360 on the mower into an empty pool and he was like "bet".
20 0 Replythose famous last words?
"watch this!"
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lmao what a fucking loser
19 0 ReplyDid he die from impact or was it more gruesome?
15 0 ReplyUh, judging from the fact he got injured at Sep 15th from it, and died just on October 22nd, I'd assume it was not that gory to die instantly...
19 0 Replyhad some good old fashioned brain bloat, nothing a little trepanation can't fix.
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Those mowers are heavy as shit if one lands on you it's gonna fuck you up
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Lmao that's some Charlie Chaplin shit
14 0 ReplyMaximum Overdrive 2 - Lawnmower Boogaloo
14 0 ReplyThis machine just called me a liberal!
7 0 ReplyAC/DC Who Made Who starts playing
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That's some Final Destination shit
14 0 ReplyYeah just realised it might not have been the fall that killed him
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How do you fucking drive into your own swimming pool on a riding mower? Was he drunk?
14 0 Replyaccording to several comments in a reddit thread i found, he had recently had eye surgery and likely had impaired vision and should not have been operating the mower and got too close.
22 0 Replyperhaps it was prescription opiates? that would be some sort of sweet justice
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Or fell asleep/stroke/whatever
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He died doing what he loved most.
14 0 ReplyThe fall didn’t actually kill him- he was just trapped in there with the lawn mower comically chasing him around for days until he collapsed from exhaustion
9 0 ReplyLuckly the Benny Hill song never stopped playing
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new tesla lawn mower with touch screen controls
9 0 ReplyAnother ridiculous vehicle submerged in water death.
Submarine
Funny tesla into pond
Now this kinda close enough
8 0 Replyempty swimming pool though
9 0 ReplyRight thats not the swimming pools fault though
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Two examples of craven excess, and they combine to kill the proprietor.
Excellent.
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