I never trust a man wearing a hat. I ALWAYS trust a women wearing a hat. This has never steered me wrong.

Exactly.

How about enbies in beanies

Enbeanies

Always trust an enby
Never trust someone who wears a beanie
The contradictions heighten
- What's wrong with beanies
- Sorry, you're wearing a hat, ergo I disregard everything you say
Case by case, hat by hat basis.
- What about enbies in baseball caps? NBallcaps?

Me agreeing with this advice

I never leave the house without a good beanie or toque because the local peckerwoods can't tolerate coarse hair and I have been cop-called on before when my hair was just out

Never happens with the bucket on

Curious George proved men in hats aren't to be trusted

How do you feel about bananas in pajamas

Extremely neutral.
- Beans in jeans?

But AndJusticeForAll, I present masc and wear a hat

you've never watched the kentucky derby

Death to America

This book is a banger.

Depends on the hat I think. Hardhats are probably alright, means they're big on safety in the workplace. Bike helmets? That's terrifying. That's a guy who loves the thrill of the chase.