I never trust a man wearing a hat. I ALWAYS trust a women wearing a hat. This has never steered me wrong.
I never trust a man wearing a hat. I ALWAYS trust a women wearing a hat. This has never steered me wrong.
Exactly.
Me agreeing with this advice
How about enbies in beanies
Enbeanies
Always trust an enby
Never trust someone who wears a beanie
The contradictions heighten
What's wrong with beanies
Sorry, you're wearing a hat, ergo I disregard everything you say
enbeanis?
Case by case, hat by hat basis.
What about enbies in baseball caps? NBallcaps?
I never leave the house without a good beanie or toque because the local peckerwoods can't tolerate coarse hair and I have been cop-called on before when my hair was just out
Never happens with the bucket on
pssst curls spotted, I repeat, curls spotted
Curious George proved men in hats aren't to be trusted
But AndJusticeForAll, I present masc and wear a hat
you've never watched the kentucky derby
Death to America
This book is a banger.
Depends on the hat I think. Hardhats are probably alright, means they're big on safety in the workplace. Bike helmets? That's terrifying. That's a guy who loves the thrill of the chase.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
When I transitioned I went from wearing hats to wearing a rotating cast of bandanas to accessorize with my stockpile of scrunchies.
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What's a bandana but a deconstructed hat? I think this still counts.
Im cooked
My bald ass needs a hat!
I have never worn a hat
I have only ever tried other people's hats, thinking "man that hats looks great on me I really should get a hat" and then never buying a hat.
If the hat is ciele, avoid at all costs
A new challenger approaches
I am currently in the habit of wearing a (far too warm) hat to hide my earbuds at work, so, you're absolutely correct.
I'll trust a woman, but I'll never trust a women if I don't even know how many she is.
Count the hats.
I don't trust "A men" either.
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I feel like there should be an exception for when it's really sunny out, and/or playing baseball
Does hijab count as hat?
