You know things are bad when the onion uses direct quotes from a debate
11 0 Replythink they have removed this. at least on instagram they have
6 0 ReplyI don't know if I wanna laugh or cry
49 0 ReplyI'd say my normal "BOOM! roasted!"
But I have a feeling they'd just say
"yeah, exactly."
39 1 ReplyThe Onion was on fire tonight. Best live reactions out there.
29 0 ReplyWe had H2O!
29 1 ReplyMy favorite quote from the whole thing so far. Really says a lot about the Biden presidency when he took away the H2O.
23 0 ReplyNo Carbohydrates! No H20! No electrons! We are imposing a vacuum sealed environment for explosive collision experimentation!
4 0 ReplyI was out playing board games and planned on catching up on the debate tomorrow. Did the onion do their own thing I need to watch too?
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"We knock on wood wherever we may have wood" lmfao
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Holy fuck lmao
27 1 Reply4 1 ReplyOof
16 3 ReplyGive it a couple months and he'll be a great Palestinian. He's got one foot in the grave.
10 2 Reply9 3 Reply6 3 ReplyTrump: for now. They are my political enemies, I’m sure some of them are good people my political enemies, you know I know all the best people and only the worst are my enemies, all the best people. But for now my political enemies, very bad people, the worst people who have ever lived, ever, very bad people. My political enemies.
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certified bruh moment
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