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For fuck's sake. A comment about a celeb isn't breaking Watergate.
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Okay, but did anyone notice he referred to himself in third person?
I'm reading it in Smeagol's voice now
Beastie Boys' voice: Trump - illest at illeism.
The question is: Is she more beautiful than the generals?
yes, but she still can't beat the boaters
Didn't he comment on one of her relationships at the time? I think Trump just loves celebrity gossip and Swift is an unending source of it.
I remember when he was very weirdly concerned about Kristen Stewart's love life.
Oh that's who it was!
He's just like me, for real. So relatable.
I'm gonna vote for him.
BREAKING NEWS: Taylor Swift confirmed LIB by a BIG WET BOY
Lanky blonde like his daughter. Of course.
He's horny
Bro has a crush
What a weirdo
Me, doing an oral report on a book I only know the title of:
i hear she's very talented
"unusually beautiful"He baiting some Q thing?
Oh, fuck, I don't need to hear any of this... still less obsessive, compared to Stefan Mol. 's hornyposting of Swift...
