Any other response would be considered unacceptable

Commenter is not adding to the quality of the dialog, instead posts obscene picture of a pig and excrement. I hope you don't find this acceptable.

New tagline pls

While i actually agree i think we should add "new tagline pls" bc it's Even more apropos
- fuck it make this one too

Guys, seriously, we just need to come up with a super ultra logical argument based on facts and reason to get the bourgeoisie to not put the profit motive ahead of the survival of our society and species

If we could just reach these billionaires with our facts and logic, they will see it was wrong of them to damn the majority of the world population into chronic suffering!
Over 100 years of written theory and pamphlets didn't do it, but some Internet comment will!
- Over 100 years of written theory and pamphlets didn't do it, but some Internet comment will!
  I'm now hearing this in the voice of Bill Burr as he's slow roasting Bill Maher.

What is it with liberals and writing like they're a child who wears a suit to school?

- Cmon, Vincent Adultman had a level of emotional intelligence and compassion that I haven't seen any redditor display.
- New emoji, please
they are that child
They peaked when they won debateclub in 4th grade
They believe that using more syllables inherently gives you more credence, not realizing that it can also make you look like a robotic clown.
- i learned a new word in church and im about to logically distroy tankies with it.
They have been told so often of their intellectual superiority, i'm guessing they know their own limits but think no one will notice.
- Sounding smart and verbose is how you win arguments 🤓
It's more insufferable when they get all "cromulent fuckcrustable of a day" in the middle of it. Their 9 year old level swears make me want to cringe into a singularity

liberals will type up a 5 page high school essay just to say "i'm a lib"

The purpose of a system is what it does.

-Cybernetic gang

I only heard this saying for the first time a few weeks ago and it’s so good
- I've been saying my own version of this for at least a decade. It doesn't matter what the intent is. If the results are consistently counter to the intent, the results are the intent.

Social-capitalist

In the queue at the chippy rn waiting to get fish and chips for my grandma and cousins and desperately trying to not burst out laughing at this nerd lol

I wish where I live had a good chippy
- I bought too many chips by mistake 😭

Hit em with the ol PPB

That's what they did
- What she did*
  Not trying to be an ass (/gen) I just know some people here feel very strongly about it (understandably).
- OP could be using hit in the past tense
Hey why are you wishing the Portland Police Bureau on someone?

Earnest and good faith? I clicked the fucking link, there was a literal NSFW pig, shitting on its fucking testicles. Why would I listen to what they have to say after that?

Still makes me cry laugh every time I read it.

(I was OP! :D )
debateeeeeeee meeeeeeeeeeeeeee 😭😭😭

It's called being a succdem, why can't they even know what they are

a standard liberal going through the political ideology section on wikipedia:
"I’ll have two national socialists, a syndicalist large, a anarcho-capitalist with extra dip, a marxist-leninist, two anarcho-communists, one with molotovs, and a large liberal."
tbh they made themselves sound like a fascist who is OK with capitalism but abhors things like individual liberty eg freedom from slavery so I think they just want to own people, possibly only a subclass of people?

How can anyone say this shit without laughing? American healthcare and education is a meme.

Also

that social-capitalist is working off a month-long lemmyml ban rn

The social-capitalist thought hexbear would be a good place to try after getting rule-1'd from lemmy.ml

"Flood of migrants" guy...

Mods must feel like proud parents whenever they get a report like this

I was gonna call out of work this morning, but this report gave me the energy to push through

What is it, with all the, commas, in weird, yet, dumb places.

I just read that in a Shatner voice

Is there a term for "suddenly talking like you're writing some research paper in the middle of an argument?" Because there needs to be.

bro got his vocabulary all rustled

I am a collective social-capitalist

@Amoxtli@thelemmy.club defend yourself nerd

They've been banned lol, just woke up to this report and thought it was too got not to share.
Also the banning is not my doing, my moderation style is to wait until they've been bullied so much that they report to me and I make sure they're bullied harder.
- I'm a fan of banning as a measure to protect marginalized comrades, but leaving the goobers here to drool on themselves if they aren't harassing anyone. It's always too funny.
  Then again, I'm a Lemmy.ml account and not a native hexbear, so my words don't matter much after all for another instance.

Man looking at the most strawmanned, unflattering, definition of a Dengist: "OMG that's literally me fr fr."

Why do they constantly come here and try to make hexbear into

?

Because the alternative would mean actually listening to new ideas and improving as a person, such a thing is completely unacceptable to any redditor.

This interaction made me so happy, and to find out it’s even better than I thought… Just giddy right now.

Honest question, what are they referring to specifically with the "self-centered individual rights of Western culture and law"?

Given they were posting fox news articles I think they meant it not being socially acceptable to yell racial slurs at random strangers in the street
- my black coworker doesn't appreciate my ribald race-conscious humor. perhaps a wokism is afoot
Honestly if they just called themselves a Dengist and believed more or less the same shit, they wouldn't be a target right now.
- Dengism? You mean Mao Zedong Thought? Wow did I happen across a genuine third worldist on ActivityPub already?
I'm pretty sure it's another way of wording identity politics, without wanting to be called a homophobe/transphobe - I bet if you push them, it would include things like 'forcing me to say pronouns'

sometimes I think we gotta bring back the slur

this has to be a bit

It's not lol