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Posadas [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

1y ago

These people have hyped themselves into being in an abusive relationship (cw: link has the full image of the cut, not bleeding but looks to be a 2-3 inches long and needs stitches)

https://twitter.com/youwouldntpost/status/1787228522773369159

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Still love the truck!
Every time lmao
- Guess they figured Elon doesn't have enough sentience to recognize criticism if you end with a complaint.
  
  You mean end with a compliment? It's probably a bit of that, and I wouldn't be surprised if Tesla repairs have some kind of ridiculous non-disparagement agreement -
  has super thin skin
- I do think they say this because if you don't thousands of financially tilted tesla bagholders will come after them
- Maybe it's sunk cost fallacy.
- Unironically concerning
- Needs to become a tagline if it isn't already.
- The glass is "bulletproof" so you won't be going through it, just contributing to the interior detailing job that'll be necessary to resell it.
My Cybertruck cut my dick off
Still love the truck!
- Cybertruck orchiectomies when???
don't bleed on the stainless! you'll void the warranty
The cybertruck killed my father, destroyed my mother's career, took my sisters legs, and autopilot ran over my dog
Still love the truck tho!
"I still love the truck!"
Quietly chucks it into the used car market
- no don't you remember that's against the (totally enforceable) contract you sign when you buy the thing
I'm genuinely kind of wondering if there's a layer of the all too common "if you get hit by a car that's your fault for being in the way of the car" mentality applying here except for the one you're getting out of
- The cybertruck buyer has assimilated their ownership of it into their conception of self
  It cannot be removed, there is nothing else there but commodities standing in place of a non-alienated human being
  Bazinga!
One review video I saw, they were able to chop carrots using the hood edge.
- They issued an update that was supposed to stop the hood from dismembering you, and some idiot filmed himself still getting his finger crushed.
Johnny, your behavior is scandalous - says the teacher
Tomorrow you have to come to school with your parents!
But I don't have parents - replies the boy
What happened to them? - the lady asks
A cybertruck ran over them
Then come with your grandparents
They were also run over by a cybertruck
So what will you do now, Johnny, alone in the world??? - the lady asks
I will continue to drive the cybertruck!
(the original joke was about road roller)
In r/cybertruck somebody should start a "To prove how much you love your Cybertruck - show your leg gash!"
“Yes, the stock might’ve plummeted 150% during the last few months with no signs of recovery, but I still love the stock!”
People are straight up driving WMDs in public because of how much they love Elmo rofl

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