Transformation complete

How the fuck he fold towels?

That is a downside. But on the upside, he's immune to hanging.
I'm up a lot earlier than usual and I've had too much coffee and this has me cry laughing. Thank you.
What?
- I think I can transalte: "How can he fold towels if he doesn't have a chin?"
  Cause most people hold the middle part of the towel with their chin when folding.
  This is the best image I could quickly find -
You win Lemmy today. Hit me like a train... dyin' over here.
I have to imagine that not a single pillow in his house has a pillowcase on it.
- I believe it. I've seen people who sleep on a bare mattress covered in mystery stains, with nothing but a blanket and a couch cushion.

If there was ever a man that deserves the ability to grow a full and thick beard, is this man. Alas, nature is sadistic.

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That chin was made for a beard.

Never shave unless you're certain you have a chin

- They could have made it a look, with a super chunky green turtleneck

He shaved it off by accident :-(
- That's what you get when you buy Nickel Shave Club
He simply absorbs objects.

That is.. unfortunate.

He is the Lorax. He speaks for the trees.

"Quit cuttin' 'em down, or I'll bite off your knees!"

Look out! I just saw a giant Alaskan Bull Worm heading straight to Bikini Bottom!

It's a good thing I was already sitting on the toilet because I shat myself laughing
- how does one shit themselves because of an image?

He looks like Jamie Hyneman. If Jamie wasn't a walrus in disguise but an earthworm.

An earthworm disguised as a walrus disguised as Jamie Hyneman.
I literally saw that first.

You were great on MythBusters

and Futurama

They call me Dr. Worm. Good morning, how are you? I'm Dr. Worm.

Can we all see your best Earthworm Jim costume this year? Pretty please?

Jawless execution!

Holy shit he's a San'Shyuum

Needs more ear testicles.
Latin Perfida vermis or "treacherous worms". Seems the Halo authors also think wormy thoughts.

The genetic lottery was not kind to this man.

I'm sure there's someone out there who is jealous of this man's thick and meaty earlobes.
Pretty flawless skin though and he claimed he shaved his head (provided this was really his post). So he wasn't bald before. Would make it 2 bonus points from the lottery. Could also be that it's just fat on his neck, he posed or it's a thyroid or iodine issue. May his liberation from the vanity of hairdoism will initiate his Super Saiyan tranformation.

Gah! Put it back!!

Time for a Bob's Burgers rewatch

How does this guy fold a blanket?

Man is goitered to the hilt

As soon as I saw this I thought "Get this man some iodine, stat! Or, conversely, stop giving this man so much iodine!"

Why my mans look like he speak for the trees?

@ThePicardManeuver Just move to a different franchise and they call you God Emperor!

On the plus side they are now turtly enough for the turtle club

It's like a small planetoid; it has its own weather system! Like an orange on a toothpick! Lookit the size o' that thing! Oh, he's gonna cry himself to sleep tonight on his huuge pillo'.