He’ll ultimately invent the Joo Janta 2000 Peril Sensitive Sunglasses.
For the uninitiated, the inside plastic panel is for insulation and sound deadening. Nothing to do with safety.
People will believe anything to avoid feeling chronically anxious and afraid, even things which are demonstrably untrue.
People believe things when that belief is useful to them. There is a large overlap with "usefulness" and "accuracy," but usefulness always wins.
In case anyone wants to accuse you of cherry-picking, here's the whole dirty, subversive list:
- Rooting out unfair, deceptive, or abusive acts or practices by writing rules, supervising companies, and enforcing the law
- Enforcing laws that outlaw discrimination in consumer finance
- Taking consumer complaints
- Enhancing financial education
- Researching the consumer experience of using financial products
- Monitoring financial markets for new risks to consumers
"anyone can talk to god, you don't need all the ceremony"
That's really close to why the Protestant Reformation happened, out of which all sorts of other lunacy has sprung. I'm not defending the Catholic Church by any means, but this particular criticism might not hit as hard as you intended it to.
You left out the apocalyptic zombie cannibal cult part.
I'm surprised he didn't say anything about writing "Not entered into contract" on it at a 45 degree angle with red pen.
I THREW IT ON THE GROUND
This ... can't be real?
Oh this guy again. Yeah, it’s all the Democrats’ fault. Every time, for everything.
How about Uber Feet, where you pay to walk somewhere?
Put another way, there is a very strong incentive for undocumented people to be as law-abiding as possible.
Specific to this “illegals voting” nonsense, if there had been enough undocumented people voting in a presidential election to impact the outcome, some of them would have been caught.
So far as I am aware, there are zero cases of an undocumented person even attempting to vote. Anywhere, ever.
You know what undocumented people generally do? They don’t break laws, because any infraction can end with deportation.
Then they will learn that Spez doesn’t get to profit from me anymore.
Trial run.
I also love carbs, but fuel injection is just more reliable and economical.
Hot take: The song Walking on Sunshine by Katrina and the Waves is about a woman who has a delusion about someone who wants nothing to do with her. #music
Who wants to comes over and motivate me to get a couple of bikes started for the season? #motorcycles
For the sake of clarity, my opinion that dogs are great is not in any way meant to compare them to any other animals. I am not suggesting that other compainion animals are in any way "worse" than dogs.