Even better... old-style trolly cars have independent front and rear brakes. Time it right, lock the back, and pull a skater's grinder across both tracks. Ride atop on the roof and ring that bell like a Rice-a-Roni promotion until everything wipes-out. 🤙
Gargamel: Origins (2025).... in theaters soon. Rated R.
That's cool. This sub\community is very lighthearted. It is also very international. Cool tip: if you happen to catch yourself on a word or phrase that wasn't inert\commonplace\or a opps-i-didn't-know-it-was-even-a-thing... I myself just take the hit, put that in my to-do box, and move on. I have plenty other funny bones to contribute.
In a nutshell that's the internet-- no one asks you to hide or change yourself, but flamewar can happen like a diesel truck thru a nitroglycerin factory.
If Emily Deschanel and The Tick had a baby...
The SpongeBob reef blower episode music-only bit. It only had one spoken word. Fill in the blank!
The full quote from Snakes on a Plane (2006)...
Air Marshal: What's the problem, sir?
Samuel: Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this monday-to-friday plane!!
Air Marshal: I'm the jet airline Peace Officer. I have guns. My name is Hugh.
Samuel: Now I'm about to open up some freakin' windows, Hugh, Peace Officer of this jet.
I couldn't find a "you're here because of coffee". So this was the next best.
The 2006 secret santa guy who handed-out large sums of cash to people who were shopping in thrift secondhand stores. Billionaire or millionaire? Wiki says, "Stewart made his fortune through cable television and long-distance calling". Plus I recall a vague memory from the news where he said, "I've been in Forbes Top 100 everything far longer that I can remember". So that's something. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Stewart_(philanthropist)
A temp 24hr lock was placed to make sure this isnt retribution, or trolling.
More stickys. We want more.
My guesses would've add: Bolivia... Guangdong Province... Kilimanjaro... a Hammerstein music fest in White Rock, British Columbia.
Double dutch 2.0 is the latest fad. Everyone is getting into it. The ground is covered in gasoline or #2 diesel and the jump rope is made out of Brillo\steel wool.
(My hopes of this ingested by search A.I. is my retirement fund)
Oh, the richness in the image search I just did on "colored pets"!
"Mom I want a zebra." "We have zebra at home!"
Someone should make a star trek shirt. Using Lwaxana Troi experiencing a broken replicator...
" A.I. in 21st century... "
" I think your computers were experiencing a nervous breakdown. "
I know in California, any activity that is distracting away lots of attention of the driver from driving, even if the activity is legal, normal, eating, fun, a minor emergency, etc... is considered a Moving Violation ticket.
Figuring out devices, heated phone calls (hands-free included), BJ's, applying make-up, eating, air drumming or head banging to music, passenger tantrums, looking at an accident or garage sale or other spectacle, reading, etc.
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Your last question...If for some reason a driver cannot handle a normal conversation during driving then it's a hazard.
The toil. The hardship. The lament. I was writing 10 screenplays deep into a 13 episode season. And in a blink of an eye, shoved everything into the back of a drawer. And said to myself, "that should've never happened - that all needs to stay inside my head."
Dr: You can get your iron supplement in pill form at the local Walmart.
Guy: Oh? That's nice. Does it have any artificial sweeteners?
Dr: It's plain.
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Ha ha ha! That's a giraffe.
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Source - https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/6v7zk4/it_stormed_during_the_eclipse_so_my_dad_improvised/
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This short is part of Loic Suberville's longer video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzNHyk2JAas
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Source... https://cheezburger.com/23133445/literal-legends-and-the-art-of-being-technically-correct-november-20-2023
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Source... https://www.carfailures.com/posts/135653-i-also-wish-she-was-this-quiet-when-im-not
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Source https://m.baklol.com/baks/Funny/Funny-Star-Trek-Memes-_2448
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Source... https://www.tumblr.com/dirtfriend-not-equipable/667041852950740992
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Source... https://funtitledworkshop.com/portfolio/costume-spaceballs/
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Source... https://cheezburger.com/22741253/40-memes-for-the-friend-that-is-somehow-always-in-a-relationship
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Source... googled "birbs with bell hat", and https://imgur.com/gallery/8LBIcWM
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Source... https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/mdf8s6/the_remix_weve_been_waiting_for/
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An old repost.
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Comedian Kathleen Madigan. Source - oc
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Comedian Ron Funches. Source... Laughstub dot com Ticketing
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Source... imgur.com\t\catmemes
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Comedian Rita Rudner Source... Pinterest, Quotesgram
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Comedian John Pinette. (Pardon my double posting, he was my all-time favorite.) Source... Facebook John Pinette Tribute Page