It's so crazy to me how men on the internet always discuss women as though it's impossible to speak to us. Like just speculating on "do women do X?" "what do women think about Y?" .... have you ever considered talking to a woman
no no no, you see, if you ask a woman anything like that to their face, they'll lie to you because of the universal Woman Conspiracy that specifically exists to fuck with you. like, this isn't even some incel shit, theres a whole completely accepted genre of boomer joke about "ugh why won't your wife tell you her problems/how she feels (don't worry, its just Feeeemale Disease)" ((protip: she almost certainly has, you just didn't like what she said))
but yeah no you can't ask women anything because of the Women Illuminati we're all in, sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
being wrong about boobs online is free and this dork paid for the privilege
Bro, my girlfriend has big boobs and I know they bounce and expand all the time. She never not walks boobily, bro!
More credible than the average RFA story tbh
She never not walks boobily, bro!
Ebony Darkness Dementia Ravenway jumps in front of the bullet sexily
I was waiting to cross an intersection the other day and a dude behind me turns to his friend and says "Bro, I'm telling you, a woman's sweat smells exactly like her vagina."
Man, why would you tell on yourself like this?
People constantly tell me their L's. I am baffled sometimes. I have plenty of stuff to make fun of myself about, but I keep that shit to myself.
Yes I have touched ONE (1) boobie and it felt like lumpy sand.
whoever you touched needs to get an ultrasound like now
Human fffeeeeemale breasts are inscrutable, no one knows how they work.
gamers are gonna replace women with sex robots and i can't figure out if that's a bad thing :/
look if they go be cannibal human underground dwellers with their sexbots atleast we wont have to see them. those poor robots though
inventing new pejoratives to refer to each entry in the truth table of cis, trans, same and opposite gender couples that include non-robotic women.
All part of the plan
Posting this screenshot to the entrance of a wedding reception instead of jellybeans with "guess the game" and a notepad hanging from the printed-out posterboard. Winner gets $100.
Why did i think jellybeans refers to kitten toes here.
you are either a pure soul or a redditor
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We can’t really be sure without seeing the video. So for the sake of fairness and science I request the video be posted for study.
Lmao holy shit, it's like a waterballoon full of jello around a spring. That's like early 2000s "we just invented jiggly bones but haven't nailed down the details yet" level animation.
This looks awful. No weight.
I really don't mind if games want to do jiggle to be honest but this shit just looks bad, give it weight.
And I mean this for like, the entire body, facial animations too. If we shake our faces around or a strong gust of wind hits us our face MOVES, it's not a solid block of carved plastic, it's elastic. Skin hangs, gravity exists, our faces look different lying down vs standing up because gravity hangs parts of our face, this applies to boobs, fat all over the body, etc etc.
Give it real weight and gravity and it will look good and play a role in genuinely elevating the animation of the entire character. This shit sucks it's not progressed at all in over 15 years.
Shorty got the water balloons 💀
Kim Jong Un please save us
100% pure uncut culture.
New dickcheese just dropped.
fucking hell I'm shit at rigging and I could probably do better than that
This is below Skyrim mod level jiggle physics. Sad!
hahahahaha oh my god this is so bad and weird
Upon further research, looks like Stellar Blade (the game said footage is from) is the latest game chuds have decided is "theirs", ala Kingdom Come: Deliverance, Hatred, etc.
Though this time it's even dumber, since they're doing the game version of the forced Sydney Sweeney discourse, where they act like conventionally attractive women are extinct/it's illegal to be attracted to them.
As these things always go: If the game does well, they'll take credit and proclaim it a victory over the "wokes". And if it does poorly: They'll either say that the sjws rigged the system against it or it just wont be acknowledged.
Though this time it's even dumber, since they're doing the game version of the forced Sydney Sweeney discourse, where they act like conventionally attractive women are extinct/it's illegal to be attracted to them.
I think the Gamers are sort of half-right in that blatant objectification is much less common now than it used to be two console generations ago and that there is an active attempt to make games that are more diverse and representative as opposed to games that give boners to a certain type of dude.
I also believe that game companies know that if they put out a major AAA game where every female character looked and jiggled like Mai Shiranui they would probably get made fun of on Twitter and an editorial on Polygon calling them out on sexual objectification and they just want to avoid the bad publicity.
Of course, you'd also equally get blue checkmark
s calling them epic and based on Twitter and articles on Gamer outlets praising them for standing up to the woke agenda, not to say anything of the hundreds of Youtube videos doing the same.I think it just really eats at them that despite how loud and annoying they get, large video game companies still know that exclusively pandering to a niche audience of horny nerds just doesn't make financial sense
They claimed Hatred? I thought that game has you mowing down American suburbanites and police
—They're bigger than that, Chris, they're large, I mean, if you've got an anatomy book at home, take it out, throw it in the bin, it's worthless. The anatomy books now will have to be rewritten.
—What will they say?
—They'll quite simply say that this isn't fanservice, this is actual realistic boob physics, everything else would be a footnote.
—We're pushed for time, can you sum it up in a word?
—No.
—A sound?
—[some sloshy jiggly sound]
—Spartacus, thank you.
The boob physics in this game suck.
However the butt physics are top tier. Japan purposely puts shitty boob bounces to troll people who think boobs > butt.
curious, you claim to have seen boobs, and yet you have a blue check next to your handle?
for this two bags of custard shit, it's not realistic and I'm having a hard time seeing how you'd find it hot.