The Best Offense is a Good Jeffence
The Best Offense is a Good Jeffence
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Less than 10 is technically true.
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I should mail the CIA every once in a while, let them know I have fewer than ten ICBMs. Keep them on their toes.
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They already know your location.
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My neighbor Jeff is working on procuring his tenth, so I guess maybe you know a different Jeff?
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"Fewer than ten" is even more technically correct.
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I could see Bezos with a few nukes just in case.
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Comes with "prime sameday delivery" of certain nuclear annihilation
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In case we try to take away his tax dodges.
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I too own <10 nuclear weapons
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Jeff stands for ‘Joint Evaluated Fission and Fusion File’
https://joshdance.medium.com/who-is-jeff-and-why-does-he-have-nuclear-weapons-f823de764c5e
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Too credible
Typical Joe move trying to downplay Jeff's offensive capabilities.
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I'm not Jeff, but I can confidently say I have less than 10 nuclear weapons. Zero is less than 10.
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Jeff just has a really good claim that he has lost a nuke. Share a beer with Jeff and he'll tell you the story. Even managed to convince CNN to put him down for -1<10.
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What is San Fransisco? dam...
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I had a boss named Jeff once. He was strongly requested to resign by a committee of sociopathic nutcakes. This could very well be that Jeff.
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I think they're on to us Jeff
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He's only got one ❤️
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Jeff might be friends with David Hahn.
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That article gets really depressing really fast.
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This related article (though Fusion, not Fission) is much less depressing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taylor_Wilson
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Damn that dude's life took a turn
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🙋♂️
Does it count if my nukes are just in MGS5?
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