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  • Wizard: I'm not keeping cash, I'm buying paper and ink and scrolls with it.

    Being a wizard is super expensive.

    • Adventurers don’t know that. My horc fighter sees a wizard tower and automatically wants to raid it for magic weapons.

      • Instead of magic weapons in the vault you just find 300 years of tax paperwork

        Even the lich king doesn't want to throw down with the IRS

  • As your income increases you increase your defenses. Guards, armored caravans, a bank to store your gold, a connection to the local ruler so guards respond quickly, etc.

    Besides, a wizard is probably spending most of their profits and books and other spell supplies. They gotta fund that Wizard's Tower of Compensation some how.

  • wizards need towers because they get tired of being asked if they know how to make someone's cock fall off

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