Ah, understandable, have a nice day!

Good thing you didn't tell him you knew any trans people, or he might have detained you indefinitely.

You also can't just go into a store and walk out with a gun without the government saying okay with the background check.

Of course, you don't have to justify why you need the gun to get one, but a doctor (especially in some places in the US) will certainly require justification. And in some places a man's permission (although maybe not explicitly, but way less likely to do so unless a man is present at the appointment I wish I were joking) .

Legit my wifes' gyno wouldn't sign off on her getting a hysterectomy without me saying I'm okay with it.

She found a new gyno. Fuck that guy.

The superior seige weapon, of course.

We can lift the guillotine into a cart, and haul it behind the trebuchet as we pick everyone up.

So who's driving? I've got a license but no experience with 50ft trailers (which I assume we will need for the trebuchet?)

"but that isn't how you play the game!"

"when none of the pieces play by the rules, the game no longer matters. Wake up to the reality your fathers and grandfathers left you. Fight back. Be free"

"..... You're disqualified from the tournament. Please leave the arena."

That would be an interesting test of limitations on a system that would automatically censor inappropriate content.

Okay, it's been 8 hours, where are you??

You have seen the your whole life, it's just recently that it's become a fadand widespread.

There was a guy who had a whole row of little themed rubber ducks he got at conventions who lived in the same apartment complex as me growing up.

The average rent increase was my entire yearly take-home.

Legitimately, I came to the comment section to ask if it's been scanned for a 3d model because I want one, and have a printer or two just waiting to be given something to do.

I like watching Rick and Morty.

I have exactly 0 accessories, paraphernalia, or otherwise branded items in my possession that indicate that.

I feel fairly confident that most people here are aware of how childish, arrogant, and honestly just downright insufferable Rick and morty "fans" can be.

• nuggy sauce reeeeeeeeeeeeee screeches in the background*

It seems like every time it comes up in conversation, and the other person is a fan, they immediately seem to launch into a tirade about how modern shows are all crap because they're stupid, not like THIS show. It's like the "you have to have a high IQ" meme just became the unironic norm for a lot of people.

It's usually fart jokes and lowest common denominator humor dressed up in Sci fi tropes. You aren't special for understanding highschool introductory phycisal science.

Futurama is arguably the same kind of show, but they know exactly what they are, and the writers actually have well educated backgrounds to make the science stuff a bit less... "VX nozzle on the turboencabulator"-esque

Honestly I'm surprised nobody has been arrested for indecent exposure...

Edit: yet

I'd drive it, but I want the fan to be in back, and have a proper safety cover

I'm not paying for your new hand because you can't figure out "spinning blade = do not touch" or tripped into my death machine.

Have another sign made and install it overnight

"Please make an additional path covering this packed down area, WE WILL NOT COMPLY"

When they put up fencing to block it off, use cheap bottle jacks and small cuts of 4x4 lumber to rip the fence out of the ground, but just where it blocks the desired pathway.

Become ungovernable

I've got a guillotine in the garage I can break out, too, but I might need you guys to help me move it.

I still haven't finished the game because I keep having fun destroying buildings and reloading.

I had way too much fun in Armageddon just smashing the shit out of structures and rebuilding them... So I could smash them again in a different way.

Just glue 3 of them together, that'll make them 300% stable!

I'm gonna have to go with "Inner Light" from TNG

It has so many typical star trek things, but it does lack a few things here and there.

It's always my go-to when someone wants an episode recommendation to see if they'll like the show.

I'll 100% grab a rifle to help defend my neck of the woods, but no way in hell am I supporting an offensive war.

Never Again Volunteer Yourself, but in a defensive war it's no longer capitalism and the military industrial complex you're "defending", it's your neighbors.

100% of the population must vote to go to war or not.

Everyone is notified beforehand that a vote of Yes is also immediate enlistment into the military for the duration of said conflict.

No more shouting "hell yeah turn the middle east into a parking lot" from the comfort of your armchair or lifted pickup.

It's funny you say that, because I turned a good bit of my right side into what looked like hamburger by flipping my bike on a pothole.

There's a running joke (probably in every state, but I've mostly heard it in relation to Ohio) that the state flower is a traffic cone, and the state tree are the big orange barrels. Brand new roads get ripped up every winter because plows and road salt aren't good for... Well, anything except cars. And they're not even goor for cars long term.