Can you Americans pass the test?

Spance

I'm European and can't name it. I'm really bad at geography

Edit: looked it up on Google maps. Well... I said I'm bad at geography

I'm worried, but I really appreciated your honesty
Hey at least now you know.

Atlantis 👀

ITT: People legitimately trying to name it, people saying "I'm American and I know this is fake," and people who get the joke trying to come up with a good name.

Hey don't call me out like that. My response was funny.

Frain

El mejor pays en le monde.
Tous son bienvenidos en Frain.
Por vous plaît, trae son bateau. Mercias.
- This is the closest reading sensation I've had to trying to listen to two conversations at the same time.

Republic of Biscay

I like their cookies. A little dry though.

They must not have oil there.

They don't have freedom Democracy trucks bald eagles oil and guns 😥
- WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!!!! 🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
- Or commas!

Basquistan.

The Basque population finally won their freedom, and carved out a bit of France for some elbow room.

Easy, that's Andorra the map is post WW3.

Genovia. They’re famous for their Genovian pears.

Also their right-hand man Sepheroth.

That's actually a bit higher. North of Belgium, Dutch south-west province.

That's part of Australia. It's where they plan to host Eurovision if they ever actually win it.

Old Atlantis Republic (this map needs updating)

Atlantis (according to Plato, who made Atlantis up in the first place) is off the coast of North-east Africa.
- Bah, Plato. What does that guy know, huh?

Texas

Texas is at the bottom of the map, genius. That's obviously West Nevada.

Portugal II

We all know that's Old Orleans.

Did they know it was going to be old when they named it?
- It was always old.

That's Updog

What is Updog?
- Looks like a graphic design, marketing, and printing company that caters to businesses. Either that, or a company that makes toys and leashes for dogs.
- Elmau Gotham, ya Balzac!

uncircumcised Europe?

West Taiwan

Dumbasses, this is obviously Atlantis

Atlantis, duh

Easy. That's Atlantis.

Next?

Southern doggerland

Y'ALL READY FOR BISQUE?!

I was feeling stupid for a minute there

Pre-brexit Britain

Finally, a land for the remainers

To the people who don't understand, the difficulty is in fact impossible.

I’m fairly positive this is Mexico

I guess you could say that's a rough Newfoundland before it split from Europe (or whatever it was called back then)

It was Oldfoundland back in those days.

Atlantis

I never thought we'd find it, but we've come so far.

This honestly had me confused for longer than I'd like to admit.

I'm from east asia so european geography isn't my forte. But I like to think I've played even civilizations and total war games to have some familiarity with Europe.

As an American, this one is easy. That is the strange foreign socialist hellhole with a name I can’t remember because it’s probably not even in English.

/s

Basque

Like the soup?
- It's the traditional soup of the gazpacho police

squints

⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️? Am I pronouncing that right, or is the last ⬛️ silent?

Looking at that old map...erosion is a bitch

True Ireland

We got a fan of geology and continental plate drift here!

Brittany if France didn’t flood it

It's the Basque country if the Spanish government weren't such buzzkills with their whole fighting terrorism, ETA Bad crap. But soon, soon

They straight up submerged half the basque country with all the people living there, they're brutal

Spanceugal.

What do I win?

A trip to Disneyland Atlantis (the capital of spanceugal)
- Hooray! I always wanted to go!
A trip to Spanceugal, congratulations, your tickets are in the mail!
- That's ominous. Never gave my address.
  I guess privacy really is dead.

It's Biscay.

hail atlantis

Bisquick

The mighty kingdom of Biscayland.

California?

That's Texas

The Bay of Biscay? Lol

The Bay of Biscay. It was notorious when I were a lad. More ferries back then I suppose.

It's Florin from The Princess Bride.

It's between Spain and France, so the language has to be as well.

It's Portugal

It's Andorra! GREATER ANDORRA!

Basque Republic (most is submerged)

An image as rigged as the British education system...

Noice!

Without looking it up this map looks distorted. But I don’t know of a country there next to france like that.

Svenborgia. They only will tell you about it when you are rich enough. Otherwise you get the other maps.

Nautical claims don't extend that far

It's Ligma

I don't know that nation 🤔
- Which nation?
- It's a protectorate of the greater Sugondese nation

The country of whales 🐳

Big basque

American here... not cheating by looking it up on Google... Non-Extantistan? The Spanish/French border doesn't look like that...

Correct the map is fake. It's like splitting Texas into two states and asking Europeans to name it.
- It's not really like that at all, that landmass doesn't exist

ATLANTA!

Euskara: Unleashed

Simple! It's [REDACTED]! Home of [REDACTED]! It's language of [REDACTED] is world famous for [REDACTED] and it has very good relations with [REDACTED] and Wales!

The little island sells it

I guess… unimportant?

Joking, but seriously, I have no idea on 4 hours of sleep.

Ok, so I was actually right with my initial though the map is wrong.

Waterworld II - The soggy biscuit, staring Kevin Coaster.

Ligma

Balls

That's definitely Molise

So it exists!
- You only find it when you're not looking for it!
  Btw, howdy! We meet once again ヾ( ˃ᴗ˂ )

Man its so easy its [̶̫̰̯͕̲͚̙́̈ͭ͒́̾́̅̌͛̎ͩ̏̇̓̚ͅC͂ͭ̑̌̋̔̄͗̇̏̉ͤ̿̇̎̽͏̲̞̳̹͈̱͉̜͚̙̣͔͎̼͇͙̭ò̸̸͔̙͉͖̭̞̹̯̘͈̻̞̗̖̘̟ͯ̐͋ͭ̐ͪ̅͛ͪͭ̿͂ͣ͘͘ǔ̷̵̸̼͔̹̠͒̄̄ͪ͋ͬ̆̅͐̂ņ̴͈̖̭̬̙̱̫͎̣̪̹̯̥͊͛̈̓͜͟t̨ͭ͊͋̊͜͏̡̟̺̞͓̺̞y̢̻͙̞̠͚̰̱̦̮̺͓̱̩ͪ̓̾̐̍̽̐̍ͅ ̖̗͓̮̝̮̟͋ͫ̋ͦ͆͘n̛̤̯͔̭̅ͨ̒̋ͩͮ͊ͬ̓̊ͤ̃͜͠͞a̶̱̬̦͖̹͗͌̐ͤ͗̐͠ͅm̡̰̦̼̱̜ͪͣ̀̇̄̈̀̒̎̀́̚͜è͕̰̝̠̲̾̀ͨ̅̈͑ͥ̉͡]̝͖̝̥͓̬̙̟̗̬̱̳ͨͮ̉̃ͤͭ͢ͅ ̧̞̙̺͂͒̒̂̄̔ͤ̓̊̐̊̉́ͣ͊̌ͅ

I knew it was water, the actual name of it though I had zero recollection.

🅱️iscay

From the 1750's until the 1790's this was the domain of Basque land pirates. Portuguese traders would avoid this route for fear of the Basque pirates, instead opting the longer route to Venice through Gibraltar, along the North African coast, and into Sicilly.

California

Looks like right where the glans meets the shaft.

Idk, between Spain and France...did y'all give the Basques something?

Maps without Listenbourg

Seawatyadidthere

New Spainland

Listenbourg ?

Florida.

Big Andorra

Mississippi

Bay of Biscay

Fakelandistan

Basque Khanate

Vichy France

The Bretagne Finally got the la D's they wished! The Tribute de Dana gave it to them!

Andorra.

A disputed territory known as Biscay, Gascony, or Cantabria, depending on who you ask.

Aquatania

Gotta love Biscayia...some say it was the inspiration for Atlantis when it slid into the sea (which was soup at the time, giving us "bisque"). 😂

Not an american, but that looks like the Aether dimension.

andorra

Andorranoma

Oceania

💀

It's Mu, it finally was found.

The basque people would love their land to be this large once again.

Thanks for making my brain hurt

North Castile

EU is expanding east nowadays. And not even the dutch are that good claming land from the sea.

Bay of Biscay? Pretty sneaky filling it in to look like part of the landmass instead of the ocean.

The Kingdom of Sentinel, one of the three most powerful nations of the Iliac Bay and long-time rival to Daggerfall.

Taured

Damn, that is a good one!

Learn something new everyday.

Doggerland

That's how much of Aquitaine is still controlled by England.

Mexico?

North Asturias

that's where les Gascons store their testicles

That's the lovely nation of Biscay

it's Antediluvian Euskalherría!

New New Amsterdam.

A fully engorged Iberian peninsula

Easy. That's Wales.

Pretty sure it used to be called the Labrador Peninsula.

It's obviously Liberland but in 25 years.

Great Britain

Bay of Biscay

Biscadia

google maps

Dude it's Vulcan, come on now.

GGEZ

Ah, the rare pre-sinking of Atlantis European map Wherever did you find a copy?

Joe gave it to me
- Man, when I watched the first episode of the reboot with my kid and Josh called Steve and Joe and Steve talked to us, like the grown ups that watched him when we were little. I teared up. No shame.

Mare Tranquillitatis

American here. This is clearly the current domain of the French Ancien Régime, but the Revolutionary government in Paris doesn't recognize their existence.

Is that the fabled East Dakota?

Isn't that the north pole?

República de la Fez Ibérica

Elder Isle continent

Pre-brexit Britain

I am European, so that's a spoiler: It's Atlantica

Technically the truth?

That's where Osama Bin Laden was buried, right?

West Doggerland

Stop the shitposts ffs.

If you consider this a shitpost, why the fuck are you checking out this community at all? Everything here is a shitpost. It's kinda this place's whole deal
This isn't a shitpost. This is a cakepost.
shartpost
You're one of those people who likes clay in their soup, ain'tcha?