He has no money. What now?

Sent 100 billion to Ukraine and get nothing out of it.

Would cost 20 billion to end homelessness to tackle a real issue in the US AND save future costs from well....people not being homeless.

Clown world should have been our meme.

"But think of all the people we managed to kill! They might have been homophobic" - libs
- Holy shit, if that doesn't sum up burger brain psychosis.
Homelessness and unemployment are features of capitalism. It's not that they're incompetent at solving the problem, they don't want to solve it and don't see it as a problem. They think it's good that they can blackmail the population into abusive work conditions and into paying ridiculous amounts of money for rent.
On the contrary: We killed a bunch of Russians, so this was actually a really good investment.
You see we in the west (tm) are the good guys because that's how we think

engels has not returned marx's letter requesting cash, 1872, colorized

according to liberals, Ukraine is winning significantly while Russia has 500,000,000 dead soldiers. Ukraine is kicking ass without our help!

Each death on both sides is also being added to the Victims of Communism book.

Onlyfans

Christ, you say this as a joke, but Ukraine has been ruthlessly exploited for sex workers since the 90s.
- Sure, this is going on, but the real moral failing is two consenting adult women wanting to get married. Their lives are constant parties just for being born in the right place and right time, while I have to slave away paying taxes to child predators....and then rent to some hedge fund also run by a child predator. Fuck.

That image is the sequel to

The "last helicopter out of Saigon" moment of this war will be Zelensky finally shaving and breaking out a suit again

When you're 42 and broke and have to move in with your parents again soon... and your parents are Joe and Jill Biden:

Please don't tell me he's 42. It's gonna make me feel like I'm falling short of major life milestones.
- he's 46

Pentagon: "What happened to the last $100B we sent you?"

Zelensky, trying to keep giant bags full of quarters from spilling out of his oversized coat: "Oops! All gone!"

- The guy is a notorious league of legends streamer named Tyler1. Because his chat has been bullying him for years that he is short, he was at an event and they put the host on some kind of stilt.
- Some League of Legends event IIRC. The joke is just that the guy is short.
- that's just Eric Andre
sheever

poor guy, not even an ethnic-cleansing Nazi by most accounts, he just enables them and speaks for them internationally

He met with the Ukrainian SS veteran one-on-one before the infamous Canadian parliament standing ovation. He spoke with him, knew who he was and that he was there to be honored. He did nothing, did not even warn Trudeau what he was walking into.
That’s how normalized fascism is in Ukraine. The SS are heroes, glory to the heroes that gassed the jews. This is the official line of the Ukrainian government, they name streets and parks after these guys.
So how could their leader “not be a Nazi”? Incoherent. He’s the lib friendly face of the Nazi state of Ukraine in that he knows what not to say in English
- Yes I was being vague and imprecise for comedic/morbid effect.
  Didn't he also do an Obama where he campaigned on unity and reconciliation but then just caved to the ruling elite?

is at least 120,000 square kilometers smaller, has an economy half the size of the Gauteng province (as opposed to just slightly less than), up to its eyeballs in debt and it's infrastructure sold off to private entities for a back-alley handjob.

As for ZelensKKKy himself... probably goes into exile to Estonia to drink all the cheap vodka like a wildebeest in the safari.

They feed vodka to wildebeests?
I think he’ll go to Miami or somewhere in the Caribbean, one of his many mansions
- Is the mansion story actually true?
goes into exile to Estonia
And then is hunted down by Nazi militias seeking revenge

is he thinking of stealing and selling the light fixtures?

He should. There's a lot of copper in there and Junkyard Bob is greedy but fair.

me when I frew up and I have to go tell mom and dad

Euromaidan 2 and he flees to his London condo?

The best thing he could do for himself right now would be to hold some kind of election, loose it and then quietly fuck off to his Italian mansion.

This is usually when the game forces a surrender

Yeah dragging it out is bm

... I wonder how much copper I could rip out of the walls...

He should do comeback comedy special

He can use his dick to play his own funeral march instead of the antisemitic garbage he did last time.

Zebaited

Standing lessons not paying off somehow

He'll totally beat back the ~~Asiatic hordes~~ Russians any day now in a massive counter-offensive and win the war for good! Just keep sending him billions in taxpayer money, please!

Liquidation sale time.

I'm pretty sure that 90% of Ukraine has already been sold. They've even sold shit they don't control and never will.
- Government properties in the Donbass is the new land on Mars scam
- They sold more than land. They are the human trafficking epicenter of the world. They sell their own people. They let the US do biological weapons testing in facilities in their land. They let fascists from around the world come as mercenaries now, and before trainees of Azov. They freed criminal gangs that mass murdered civilians and armed them with guns and set them loose. Their churches have been seized by Nazis dressed in priest clothes and repurposed for the state and westernized. They sold out their heritage, they sold out their women and children, they sold out their health, they sold out their spirituality; they have been squeezed dry in every single sense. Truly a wretched work has been done on the population by the Ukrainian ruling class of comprador fascist fucks.
  If the Ukraine was a valid nation before this they certainly aren’t now. A lumpen miserable wretch is all that will be left, a terrorist hive like Libya.
- I mean, you can just keep selling those post offices and army baracks in the Donbass, not like the Russians are going to give up control of them any time soon, so whoever buys it will have to work REAL hard to enforce their property right to it.
That's the standard formula, yeah. It's usually in order to enslave the local population to U.S. corporations, though, and they've managed to kill huge swaths of their labor force. I guess there are still a lot of women and children to truck to the fields, though. Is it time to close the (outgoing) borders to them as well as men now?

He’s like me frfr

He'll have to sell off a third of his R3ich wardrobe collection.

I've been reluctant to look into this. What is Zelensky's connection to a company named R3ich, and is this as bad as it sounds?
- is this at bad as it sounds
  One of their bestsellers is a patch called the "Operator Skull" which is a Waffen-SS Totenkopf wearing a Ukranian helmet

Surely he can always fall back on the robust sales of Zelensky-O's.

bro thinks he's Kazuma Kiryu

He’s about two steps away from streaming Fortnite on Twitch.

I've said it before: assuming he survives, he's months away from a traveling stand-up show with Guaidó. They'll probably end up as a Shen Yun opening act
- He won't survive though. If the war ends any way where there aren't a million shitty plastic wolfsangels flanking the streets of Sevastopol for a joint victory parade/pogrom, he is getting merk'd by an Azov psycho for being Ukraine's very own 'Stab In The Back' Jew.
- Zelensky with co-president of the USA Guaido... I'd vote for that.