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He’s about two steps away from streaming Fortnite on Twitch.
I've said it before: assuming he survives, he's months away from a traveling stand-up show with Guaidó. They'll probably end up as a Shen Yun opening act
He won't survive though. If the war ends any way where there aren't a million shitty plastic wolfsangels flanking the streets of Sevastopol for a joint victory parade/pogrom, he is getting merk'd by an Azov psycho for being Ukraine's very own 'Stab In The Back' Jew.
He probably should have an escape route. He also replaced the Nazi Commander recently so my headcanon is that he's planning about how to dip.
Zelensky with co-president of the USA Guaido... I'd vote for that.
Vote Zelensky-Guaido (DEM) or Guaido-Zelensky (REP) in 2028, the most bipartisan presidentship ever!