Republican gays

Yes, we have one party here [in Tanzania]. But so does America. Except, with typical extravagance, they have two of them!

Julius Nyerere

democracy is when every acceptable ideology has an exactly equal number of supporters and none of them can accomplish anything meaningful, and tyranny is when most people agree on something and work together to achieve their goals. behold my genius, for i have solved politics.

i agree with the commenter, it is so goddamn bleak to see a 17 yo haley stan.

It's fucking great because every ad I see at the gym is like Nikki Haley hates China, she will destroy China and every other ad is Nikki Haley loves China, she will destroy America

I hate this fuckin country

Democracy is when you have exactly two parties that hate each other but vote for everything bad and vote against everything good.

"I can't be racist I'm gay"

~Kaden, probably, after getting called out for their reactionary bullshit

Democracy is when 2 parties enrich themselves via corporate handouts at public expense, and corporations control mass media to derail any attempts to hold them accountable

I've never understood this American obsession with "democracy" meaning "Two parties having a really close race every election." Even when I was a shitlib, it still made sense to me that our labor party actively worked for the people and our liberal party did not, so it made no sense to me that the race should ever be close.

Just spectacle and sports team politics. Rots their brains.

Lmao, Haley has fallen below Meatball Rob? How?

the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry

democracy is when there's bourgeois parties and the more bourgeois parties the more democracier it is

lol DeSantis deflated like a soggy fart

Is Nikki Haley the fake leftist that was getting the astroturf treatment on /r/latestagecapitalism a few months back?

E: not who I was thinking and Tulsi wasn't it either. Gonna go some searches.

E2: maybe Marianne Williamson?

Liberals be like: "We can't write off Texas, it's so diverse and queer."

My brother in Christ, who do those diverse queer people vote for?