The Civic Genie appears and will instantly pass three pieces of legislation in your town. (Not state or federal) What laws will you choose?

1.) Law to make me eternal king of the city.
2.) Law to mandate my exorbitant salary and discretionary fund.
3.) Law to stipulate the various details of my city-provided harem.

You guys suck at genies.

Your town is now bankrupt.
- Ice town costs ice clown his town crown.
I would mandate all sidewalks replaced by moving sidewalks.
Also I would wish for infinite towns
- "The Roads Must Roll"
I think the state or federal government might step in.
- I'm in Utah. I'm just returning the place to its roots.

Ban cars in the main street. I'm sure you can learn to walk one block. You might even find you enjoy it when you are not having constant near death experiences with cars.

All those parking spaces are now spaces for pop-up businesses. Food vans, shipping containers that are now selling vegetables, outdoor dining, art fairs, etc.

You can now legally live in those apartments that people used to live in built above the existing shops, before that was made illegal for reasons unknown.

I'll add some aspects for the areas outside of the main CBD street:
Separated, protected bike lanes that run the entire city with easy access from the suburban parts
Traffic calming measures including speed bumps, reduced (and narrower) lanes, continuous sidewalks, and speed limit reduced to 30 km/h (around 20 mph)
Free public transport
Food vans.. in an area where cars are banned? How did the containers get there?
- Most places with these bans will allow delivery vehicles and food trucks through. Same goes for emergency vehicles

Progressive vacancy tax - the longer a commercial site sits empty, the more the tax is.
Abolish most residential height and density limits.
Rent control

I like the progressive vacancy tax!
Ah, but 1 and 2 could be done with the Land Value Tax

If you buy it, live in it- no more commodification of homes.
zero tolerance driving policies that prioritize pedestrians and cyclists and blatantly discourage driving.
safe supply. Anything that was going to be disposed of in police evidence is to be tested and used to start the program. Can't get people to a place where they want to be treated if they're dead.

So, no such thing as renting? If I move to the city I'm just homeless until I can afford a house?
- Rentals are to be run by the city at a subsidized rate of no more than 30% of the income for the household, regardless of the space required.
  We don't need landlords to fulfill housing needs. They can go get real jobs.

Property and income tax funded high speed internet available to all persons and businesses in city limits free of charge. Also, power, water, waste management, and any licensing and registration fees are all eliminated and they get funded by property and income taxes instead (also fees for public copiers at court houses, libraries, etc).
Sleeping in public is legal, sleeping in parked cars is legal, cars can't be towed from the parking lots of businesses outside of the businesses' operating hours, and no person can be denied use of a public bathroom (regardless of whether or not they purchased anything).
All businesses and public buildings will be made handicap accessible through city funded grants and fines for non compliant property owners, and rental property owners will be required to make any accessibility modifications a tenant might require.

A perpetual levy to keep the schools funded, and it floats with CPI or some other index to remain relevant.

Public oversight of police.
Outlaw police unions.
Ranked choice voting.

Free public transport, buildings/residences incur additional council rates when sitting empty, better permitting system for food trucks on public property.

Term Limits (Goodbye family-connected people who haven't done shit in 20 years)
Church Is Now a Library (Goodbye assholes who expelled my friend's fiance for cohabitation, while the minister cohabitated with his girlfriend)
Anticorruption (Certain people on the council rent their properties/sell things to the town at "market rates")

No income properties for single family homes. Punishable by jail.

Companies will now have their minimum pay decided by majority vote for up to 70% of the previous year's profit divided by the number of people employed and companies are decommissioned when they're found to exploit people in large scale.

People have to give me specifically a blowjob on request. I mean universal basic income. That.

Is this lah lah land where I can pass any law I want locally without it being superseded by state or fed? Then

1.recreational pot is now legal with 32 plant homegrow limit

Psylocibin mushrooms are now legal and can be sold wherever alcohol, tobacco, and weed are sold including state run stores
HOAs are outlawed, you can now do whatever the fuck you like with your own properties and not pay yet another yearly fee to an at-best-incompentent-at-worst-malicious burocracy. I have to deal with enough of those already

Absolutely based

More bike lanes in the center, especially for long distances

More rail infrastructure in the outer parts, especially an outer ring by light rail or subway

Better funding for Schools and stuff

Return downtown's roads to being footpaths.

Allow safe biking on the sidewalks

Free electricity and water

No one eligible for social security can hold office.

the monkey's paw curls Social Security is abolished
- Fine. No one eligible for Medicare. That can't possibly go...
- Fine no one over 60 can hold office.

Term limits, the same 3 families have been running my town for 40 years.
a bypass, we're a very small town with a huge tourist industry, and the township refuses to approve a bypass because it would divert traffic away from the tourist trap, regardless of the fact that it takes half an hour to cross a town with a single traffic light.
investment of the tax money into the community. Again, we have a huge tourist industry and a shit ton of money comes into town from it, yet our roads are absolutely terrible, half the town doesn't have sidewalks, and honestly I don't know where any of the money goes.

Make all local utilities city-owned (including internet access as a utility).
Make all city employees part of a municipal employees union (opt-out available)
Require all legal judgments against the police department to be paid out of their pension fund.

Mixed Zoning
All streets/roads must have sidewalks and separated bike lanes
UBI

Reminder that the prompt said a town level not state or federal. There is no individual town that would be capable of sustaining Ubi it would have to be at minimum a state level thing to be successful
- Idunno, I feel like a sufficiently large city could do something along those lines with sufficient political will.
  Maybe not some little population 47, one stop sign "town" out beyond Bumfuckistan...but maybe a proto-UBI as a economy-boosting supplement could be worked out in a city of 100K+ residents.
- Towns find the money for stroads and highways, I don't see why UBI would be difficult

Naturalized Landscapes: Reduce budget by naturalizing all public landscapes, alter "unkempt yard" qualifications, incentivize against lawns.

Smart Density Overhaul: Destroy developer's abilities to build detached home subdivisions, build public homes that are integrated with landscapes and require less upkeep from homeowners, maximize leisure and the things that actually make people happy, roads are... not what they currently are. Subsidize rural taxi service.

Industry Perks: Tax incentives for industrial employers relative to employee's salaries. Similar remote work incentives for professional-managerial employers. A study on commercial office use will be conducted to determine how to best move in to new work arrangements.

Ranked choice voting
Real estate reform law regulating and limiting the powers of home owners’ associations, and banning corporate ownership of single-family dwellings
UBI for the un-housed and homeless

It's not called UBI if it's not for everyone.
- Unhoused Basic Income

Ban cars
Legalize drugs
Basic income for unhoused and impoverished funded by said drug taxes

Umm I don't think a municipality can superscede state and federal law.
So maybe you could ban cars, with the exception of state vehicles.
Would work in some cities, but not others.
Is terrible. Drugs fuck up your brain.
Is based
- Some drugs (alcohol, opiates, meth) do fuck up your brain with long term consistent use associated with addiction, but most people don't fall into that unless they have some sort of severe external stress or genetic predisposition. You can see this with alcohol which despite its acceptance by society is one of the most harmful drugs out there, but most people who consume it do so in relative moderation.
  Drug prohibition fucks ups society way more than drugs can fuck up your brain. It creates a police state that targets the poor and minorities. It gives money to cartels and gangs that cause violence. It doesn't even stop drug use, those who want it can still get it, it just makes drugs less safe as theirs no quality control leading to adulterants and an incentive to make overly concentrated substances like fentanyl, which probably wouldn't exist without prohibition.
- What people put in their body is none of your fucking business
- What fucks up your brain even more than drugs is being forced into perpetual childhood.

Mandate funding of public transportation at a level that makes it easier to use than a car.

Make roads (all roads that are already built) available for that transit, any existing road can become a trolley line or train.

Set the footprint of the county where it is, already there is too much sprawl so no more expansion allowed, build where there are buildings only, all green space preserved, fund to buy back land for parks when density increases, and once "greened", no longer available to build on.

That last item is, combined with all the other things like it, the source of the housing crisis in this country.
- Where I am we need density to increase in the populated areas, not to pave out the rest of the county, The plants and animals need space too.

Phase in a ban on consumer grade gas powered outdoor equipment. Electric only.

Revise residential parking to allow more in line with densification.

Crack down on negligent property owners that let properties get run down. Especially developers that let properties sit,.and most especially with houses that just get boarded up and the property goes to hell.

You should post a federal version of this question after this post calms down.

City cycle network.
Tram lines for entire Greater Manchester including my area.
Better funding for mental health care.

The current laws aren't really enforced so none

The genie will also make sure the laws are enforced. What is your legislative wish?

Land Value Tax. Election by sortition. I'll have to think about the last one.

Is there a mayor or a council? I admit don't know ins and outs of sortition. I kind of like it, but not sure I have the stomach for a single major role left to chance. Seems more plausible that a group of people selected by chance would still function.
- Right, I guess this isn't the same everywhere. I was thinking of the mayor as a member of and accountable to city council.

I'm interested to hear the story behind no idling automobiles
Nothing against you, but as someone from the rural southwest, I cannot see any level of compatibility between your gripes and rural life. It’s like some from NYC complaining about too many people around.

Im surprised no one mentioned outlawing HOAs

I think that they should just have an automatic expiration date. Maybe like 10 years after their establishment
- Haven't there been studies done that showed that home estimation is not a science and race of the occupation is the single biggest factor? Because if so your entire argument depends on bad data.

There's a big cult headquarters in my town. I would take away their "religious" tax exempt status. They own so much property!
I'd increase funding for education (teachers salaries, classroom supplies and resources, funding for building and field trips and experts to visit) The funding can come from the other two changes
I would put a huge tax on any homes where the owners of the home are not the primary/full time occupants. This is a big tax on private equity firms that buy houses, second homes owned by out of towners, and landlords. Our community will benefit from citizens who are fully committed to our town and single home owners should have an advantage in our housing market.

all rentals must offer an option to build equity and own the dwelling in at most 35 years.

incorporate as a city with municipalities sharing the same school district.

bds.

edit: fuck those downvotes are fast. I guess some people love landlords and Israel.

No downvotes here. If anything I feel like if you're getting genie laws then the first one could be more ambitious.
- i live in something like a resort town. the property is impossibly expensive, and the rent is punitive. i don't want the looky-loos feeling too compelled to stick around, but people who work here should be able to afford to live here. i wrote my real wish.

Some people just want to watch the world burn

Tax exempt status not based along traditional lines but based on what brings people together, if it has to exist and if taxes have to exist. I'm surprised people aren't rewarding what makes a dead town not dead.
A better school system with a better teacher's union and better restraint of powers of faculty, because what has become a vessel of knowledge and community has become a body that dismisses all except the preservation of wealth and power.
Refine transportation so it's less crude and isn't taken for granted.

All zoning and appearances laws banned unless it is by direct vote supermajority, over 66% of registered voters vote yes for it, and it has to be on the ballot when it is not November.
No evictions or plea bargains without a jury trial with no legal way to wave that right.
No business may garnish the pay of an employee for student loan or medical debt. Likewise no bank. Failure to do obey will result in a special tax on said business equal to double the amount taken.

It doesn't matter because the #fascist #GOP will override them at the state level. See Florida for more information.

We're talking genies here