Honk Jesús

🎵 Honk Jesus honk

🎵 If u saves

🎵 If u love, love

🎵 Jesus, (Jesus) Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus (Jesus)

You missed "^TOYOTA JESUS".
- Praise be to Toyota Jesus!
That's going to be a smash hit.
- While backing out. Because they can't see shit.
To the tune of Dance Magic Dance
The Jesus Honky-Tonk.

This is what mental illness looks like.

Generational trauma for sure.

HONK JESUS HONK

Honk Jesus Honk

Great hymn.

If you saves, If you love, love jesus, jesus, jesus, jesus, jesus!
Jesus Honk the Goose Ashore is a banger
Best Country Bangers of 2023
Put that magic spell on me

Honk Jesus, Honk!

IF U SAVES IF U
- That's what I always say.

Don’t dead open inside

Aww man, I miss that sub.
- It's not super active but !dontdeadopeninside@lemmy.ohaa.xyz
- It truly was a treat.

Jesus Christ.

I think they're actually referring to Jesus Hernandez from East LA.
Exactly!

In case yall are trying to figure it out, I think it's intended to be 3 panels. Right and left saying 'honk if you love jesus' and the center panel saying 'jesus saves'. Just one man's guess tho, couldn't get into the mind of that person if i tried

Good Dont Dead Open Inside material for sure.

Is Jesus supposed to help this moron see out the rear window when trying to merge or change lanes?

Naw Jesus is drivin. Owner is sitting in the back seat praying or something.
- Jesus take the wheel

HONK JESUS HONK the goose said and thus I knew I overdosed

AI bumper stickers.

Honk Jesus Honk, If u saves if u, Love love,Jesus jesus

Honk Jesu, Shonk!
You forgot the three jesuses at the end there
Jesus Jesus

Jesus

I’m just imagining some carpenter from a backwater in judea in the 0020s seeing his name used like this and wondering what the fuck causes this

Adhesives would certainly bewilder him.
- Dude some of these fancy adhesives bewilder me and I'm 1.5% glue by weight
Demon possession. Better find some pigs.

Honk je shushonk.

Isn't that a Gorillaz song?

Can't see shit out the rear window. Smart driver

"let's fit one more Jesus on there."

Jesus Christ

Same energy.

Jesus.

Mother fucking bootleg cars.......

Honk JesuShonk

It's like Stockholm Syndrome with these people.

They're in love with their oppressor.

Oppress, verb: keep (someone) in subservience and hardship, especially by the unjust exercise of authority.
Does not force subservience (it's completely voluntary)
Does not cause hardship (the world might, but Christian peace and joy help alleviate it)
Does not use authority unjustly (it's only used for good)
Remind me again how Jesus is an oppressor?
- So "worship Jesus or burn in hell" is not forced subservience?
  The Christian church, supposed house of god, demanding money from people with too little already does not cause hardship?
  How about all the hate spread by Christians, how god hates f*gs, and how they should disown their own children for being LGBTQ+? No hardships there either?
  If you think Christianity does not use authority unjustly then you must be blind or ignorant.
  Jesus is dead, the guy was a socialist hippy. And still people use him and his so called word to bring awful things to this world. The mass illusion that he is somehow still alive and judging us has done more wrong to this world than right.
- Are you kidding? Most of the book is God or one of his agents telling humanity "act right or I'm gonna smack you around".
  Humanity acts wrong and God turns then into salt or kills them in a million other ways.
  Forcing subservience comes through demanding allegiance and obedience else you go to hell. As an omnipotent, omniscient being, that means God does it specifically for fun

jesus jesus jesus it's a fire!

I think they are atheist. Or at least they have a strong feeling about religion, can't quite pin it though

Remembered this courtesy of @letterboxpancake@sh.itjust.works

Reminds me of a song I wrote about Baby Cheeses.

Honk if you love baby cheeses, honk if you love baby cheeses, baby cheeses loves you too. Honk for baby cheeses, cheeses, cheeses, cheeses, cheeses. Honk if you love baby cheeses…