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I’m at my uncle’s house for family thanksgiving and this is on his nightstand
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This reminds me of when I walked into my ex gfs parent's house and they had a cop American flag magnet and I threw it in the trash when no one was looking...just saying it works
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this is praxis
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the other one is a churchill biography
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Throw it away if you can get away with it would be fucking hilarious
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Nut-n-yahoo
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Celebrating my settler-colonial holiday with my family and keeping my settler colonial biography on my nightstand
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You could y'know just bump that into the trash can where it belongs.
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What do you mean I can't subtitle my book "My Struggle?!" Taken? By who? This is bullshit!
- BiBi
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Dealing with reactionary relatives isn't easy
Wish I had some advice or something
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You will need:
1 glue stick Exacto knife 1 copy of the collected works of Edward Said
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sounds like the sf bay area lately
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Guess you found the toilet paper!
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Rip out pages throughout the book, like a few pages in all. Nothing ruins a book like a few ripped out pages scattered about.
Unless ur uncle doesn't actually read it and uses it as set dressing, which then, I'm sorry.
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Would suggest using a utility knife to slice the pages out near the spine.
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Those the tissues he uses after jacking off, you think?
If they aren't , check the book
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That’s some weird-ass novelty toilet paper
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Wait doesnt normal paper clog the pipes?
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No good. Pages are already covered with shit.
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This is the worst combination of books imaginable.
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So when you have that inevitable Palestine vs Israel convo you legit have the "Your boos mean nothing, I've seen what you jerk off to" card.
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as always, i am recommending arson
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Go to the gas station and take it with you. Deposit into gas station trash can. Fill up gas tank if needed.
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Why are you in his room? Also steal it.
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Perfect for drying spices
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Why'd you go in his bedroom?
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had to go to the bathroom, it's attached
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Makes sense. Sorry you had to see that
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The only bathroom? Dang, bad design. Waking someone up cause you gotta take a dump and then they gotta fall asleep next to your turd stink.
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Why'd you go in his bedroom?
this is just speculation but I've been in a lot of houses where the bathroom is attached to someone's bedroom, or you need to pass through someone's bedroom to get to another room, etc.
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Yeah, that makes sense
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why is the toilet paper in the nightstand?
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run habibi
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I got clowned on on a post about libraries saying amerikans only read shit like netanyahu’s memoir.
I was called too pessimistic and yet here I am proven correct by the long arc of history