What's the most cursed thing that could happen in the 2024 election in your opinion?
What's the most cursed thing that could happen in the 2024 election in your opinion?
Like Biden takes a huge dump on stage or something?
It's gotta be Biden having a stroke live on the last debate stage and Trump making fun of him while it's happening
That'd be awesome what are you talking about
i would laugh so hard that bidens stroke might be fatal for me
Coupled with the snopes article saying it's false Biden died from a stroke he died from a lack of blood flow to the brain.
That's not curaed that would be hilarious.
"What do you folks think, should I put my wallet in his mouth, it's a very nice wallet. A Trump wallet, maybe the best, made from real ostrich leather. Very proud hirds rhe ostrich, cant fly but oh they male up for it in other ways if you know what i mean. What do we think, we don't want sleepy Joe drooling on such a fine wallet do we folks"
Would they even debate at all?
Cursed?
Biden dies, Kamala is president and runs for reelection with DeSantis as a unity party ticket to keep Trump out of office
Either that or both Biden and Kamala dies and George W. Bush (democrats and republicans have elected him as the speaker of the house) becomes president again.
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The DNC actually commits election fraud, and are caught.
Trump wins but dies the day after, setting off chud militias all over the country
We saw that with Jan 6 as soon as they're confronted with the possibility there might be consequences for them personally they all went home within 2 hours.
Literally either Trump or Biden winning, we're so fucked either way lmfao
The next GOP debate is just all the candidates acting out The Arisocrats.
Eventually, only Vivek is left after the other candidates have heart attacks. He then proceeds to rap battle Joe Biden at the next debate, clinching his spot as the next president. His inauguration speech is freestyled over a Macklemore beat.
They said cursed not based. This would fucking rule
Trump declares victory, but Biden wins the popular vote and the electoral college days later. We have a president and anti-president situation for a few months.
So a repeat of the 2020 election?
it was pretty fucking funny ngl
I hope the Avignon president gets it
Joe Biden wins and Hamas paraglides over every US border simultaneously and through a series of targeted assassinations all of the first 13 people in the line of succession are taken out leading to President Pete.
I said cursed, not based.
Oh wait, you mean Pete Buttigieg. Nevermind that is cursed
Sorry, one of the assassins fucks up and we have President Blinken.
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I'm sorry sir. It was a joke sir. It won't happen again.
Biden wins the electoral college but not the popular vote
RFK jr. winning
Cornel West gains support in the polls so Biden calls him antisemitic, even after posing with a picture of Azov guys with unblurred swastika patches.
For the USA to continue to exist.
The inevitable musical number is going to be a shock, tbh
Lin-Manuel Miranda runs for president
Lib-Manuel Miranda
Biden dies, Kamala ODs on pain killers, and Mike Johnson suspends elections after declaring immigration a national emergency. Liberals allow it to happen because we are a nation of laws and that's what it says in the constitution
Biden winning, honestly. I feel like the Republicans are less likely to start World War III on purpose now than the Democrats, especially with Trump at the helm. Maybe more likely to do it by accident.
Hillary comes back
Bill plays the sax during the inauguration.
Major proceeds to eat him.
Biden passes away on 9/11/2024
Biden dies in like mid June or whenever they have still have enough time to re print the ballots for the general election, and Kamala still wins
This is the true accelerationist answer
Trump using the word tankie to describe everyone to the left of him would be pretty funny
Trump barred from running and all the chuds running to rfk and winning
This would be very funny at least
Hopefully that might get other countries to fully stop taking us seriously and every international meeting has a Dennys placemat set out in front of the American delegation.
Biden dies mid campaign, putting Kamala in the drivers seat to try to drag his campaign over the finish line. Trump wins re-election by a landslide and suffers a heart attack shortly after taking office leaving his running mate Tucker Carlson to assume the presidency.
Biden dies shortly after the convention, Kamala somehow gets the nod, and K-Hive ensures a loss to Trump by making him sound appealing to the Average Joe (TM) and alienating everyone to the left of Obama. Kamala then immediately becomes leader of The Resistance 2.0, setting her up for a coronation in 2028 running on a platform of (coked up) martial law.
:jeb: wins, as a democrat
We could use this meme again 😂
It's his turn!
Well, the mummy from the mummy is pretty cursed so if he won the election i think that would be the most cursed thing.
Or a corpse synod style presidency.
Imhotep 2024
His running mate will be a giant pile of scarabs
someone tries to assassinate biden but wounds trump instead, biden dies of a stroke or fall and democrats scramble to put together a primary. trump is convicted. Mayo pete wins the EC but nikki haley wins the popular vote, a bunch of hogs die breaking trump out of prison.
later on, pete pardons trump and the surviving participants of of the prison break. Following the assassination of president rat by some homo- and transphobic christian nationalist group, liz cheney becomes the first female president.
Biden dies, Kamala somehow eeks out a victory but concedes to Trump to heal the nation and because it's the right thing to do since "she wasn't the one on the ballot"
2000-style election where Biden wins 270 EVs by the slimmest of margins, only for two Wisconsin blue dog faithless electors to go for Trump. Maximum
Addendum: Trump dies right before taking office and Ramaswamy goes full Liz Truss. Depending on how fast the treat flow runs dry, either electoral politics gets way funnier or a DSA-Libertarian-ZZ Top fan uncles-Underfed soldier coalition achieves true quadpartisanship through pulling a 1989 Romania and subsequently establishing the most fragile junta in recent history
Bush becomes speaker, trump gets elected, but him and his VP fall down the stairs and die
Return of the Bush presidency
the most cursed thing would be if giant meteor does not come out of nowhere with a stunning upset victory
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