Is that a pickle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Yes
It’s got a flared end so I can safely put it in my asshole.
I just finished reading (listening to the AudioBook of) The Truth by Terry Pratchett. This would be one of Mr. Windlings pickles.
That was exactly what I was going to say, though it was a re-read for me :)
Same as. The new Audiobook is much higher audio quality than the earlier Audiobooks. They are all different in different ways and I find that I get more out of the original text after “reading” different narrations/adaptions.
Jerkin yer gherkin
Friendly reminder that Justin Roiland is a pedophile
Oh, wrong pickle
Your 'pickle' looks green, you should probably go see a doctor about that.
If it stays hard for more than 4 hours you may need to call a doctor.
I didn't know the made pickles with a light bulb shape but I want to try out how long it's going to glow. https://youtu.be/axbAvYK9Hcw
guac and balls
It looks like a Veggie Tales character
The horngus of a dongfish is attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack (the nutte sac)..
Showoff
Vaguely has the shape of a pipe that a guy I used to know used to smoke meth out of.
Pick and balls
Sigh...
unzips pants
All of these puns, and nobody has called it a "dickle" yet?
Peenkle
HELLO
It's a Pimpkle.
The coincidence that the discord I am in right now was talking about pickles as I scrolled Lemmy and saw this is making me question some things...
Whacha gonna do with all that junk?
NNNovember's Pickle.
Sweet or dill?
It's like one of those clown balloons right as you start inflating it.
Anyone else ever see pictures of the inside of someone’s hands and wonder how many dicks they’ve stroked with them?
Man what the fuck
