He's got everyone coming to his desk for the birds and the bees. Not bad.

I tucked my daughter into bed FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

What a good wife she would be.

Lord, please let those morons try to dual wield. It would be funny to watch.

You've got to remember, they don't view the BLM reasons as miscarriages of justice. Because they're morons.

If they showed up in a trending post, people would absolutely be amazed that they're still performing. It's not a gender thing, this time -- even if it often is.

I can't be pretty in real life, but I have no such restriction in video games.

I don't have anything to add, but I want to take a moment to applaud your comment. Well done, truly.

He's annoying, that's all. But he is quite annoying.

It's got a real dom/sub feel to it.

Excuse me, yellow is Joy, green is Disgust, purple is Fear, blue is Sadness, and red is Anger. Anyone who has seen Inside Out should know this. Anyone who hasn't seen it should rectify that mistake.

They need to stop checking out our balls.

That's not a white lie. It's just a lie.

Maybe? I'm just going by my memory, which is more than a little lacking.

They're big fans of Derringer pistols.

I just thought it was funny. It's the kind of thing I might say and then immediately poke fun at myself.

literally a metaphorical

Oh man, my whole desktop experience used to be themed. I would spend hours finding the perfect skins.

What's a milk drinker like you doing out here? Go home to your mother.

It is tacky to leave the sticker on there with the lower price, but you are the one who paid 12£. How does it matter what they paid? If they search for books to resell at a profit, that's time spent, risk taken, and money earned.