Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world Facelikeapotato @lemmy.ml 1 yr. ago

The Bucket

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I just searched Costco website and no 27 lb bucket found. I feel betrayed.
- All the news article are like 5 years old. It’s long gone
  
  Joke's on you, I'm still eating mine
- https://www.chefsbanquet.com/products/chefs-banquet-macaroni-and-cheese-kit-240-servings
  
  $200 for 240 servings. That isn't even a good deal. A box of Kraft is a buck and contains 2.5 servings per box.
  
  If you buy this bucket, it'll cost you approx 83¢ per serving. Kraft is 40¢ per serving. So if you want an assload of mac and cheese, it's more economical to just buy 96 boxes of Kraft instead and save yourself $144.
  
  Holy shit. Look at these reviews. This one dude talks about how it felt between his toes.
Not going to lie, I want to buy this for the novelty just once.
- Why stop with just one bucket? I reckon 12-15 should fill a bathtub
  
  Hire a couple strippers and have them wrestle in a kiddie pool filled with Costco mac and cheese.
- Buy a pail from a mom-and-pop burger shop and print your own label.
  
  Fuck, I can't imagine what a hilarious conversation piece that would be lol... actually think I'm going to do something like this just to make my friends guffaw
  
  I'm actually thinking it would be an amazing addition to the work Xmas party.
  
  Dude if we're doing that I might as well just reuse my old kitty litter buckets
For when you're tired of being regular and would like a break from all the pooping.
- But Lemmy users poop only every 3 days, remember?
  
  Oh, and here I was wondering why I've been having constipation problems since I joined
12.247 kg
Not today, I'm feeling like Mexican. BRING ME THE FIESTA PAIL!
- Currently unavailable 😤
- mmmmm thirty year old tacos
Powdered cheese or gooey cheese?
I'm not big into Mac and cheese on account of the lactose intolerance. But I discovered that my version of this bucket is a 2 gallon bucket of lingon berry jam that's sold on Amazon.
- how long does it last you?
  
  Depends on how often I make crepes. I usually split it into smaller containers and freeze it so it lasts me about a year.
- Oh shit
39,600 calories
- Those are rookie numbers
  
  I bet LA Beast could eat 3 of them.
Just one? You on a diet?
I mean why not? You buy like a sack of rice that you scoop from, why can't you buy a bucket of macaroni to scoop from?
- I figure trying to fish out the macaroni from the cheese pool would start getting a little difficult mid-way through
  
  This doesn't appear to be ready to eat directly from the bucket. The bucket is just a very large box for the pasta and packs of cheese powder.
I saw this on Amazon but they aren't selling it anymore
Carl ate a large can of chocolate pudding sitting on top of the roof.
I definitely would.
yum
A country dream come true
https://youtu.be/rOH37W0jPpA?si=7VxiwsFOpua-kOhk
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- Immediately thought of this video. Is there a /c/nottimanderic ?
  
  Another great one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lA3T78o9pY
Don't even cook it first. Just bring the bucket.
And here I'm like that would be a great initial fermentation bucket for beer
Finally the round meal has a competitor. But men does this bucket serve?
You’ve got to go for it and leave an honest product review…. All of you! So we can have an unbiased sample or something
That's awesome
I already hate what's considered decent mac and cheese, but this is a bucket of what looks like generic, cheap crack and sleaze

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