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Does anyone speak hairdresser? I need help communicating.
  • The only barber that was ever able to cut my insane hair passed away after an unsuccessful liver transplant and it was at that point I purchased my own professional clippers.

    Having bad haircuts my whole life until I found her is literally a point of trauma that I've not recovered from and I'm 49 years old now.

  • Jurassic Park is 6/10 at best
  • I have no idea, it was one of the most vapid, least memorable movies I've seen.

    Edit: and I completely stayed out of the hype bubble for Avatar as well, completely avoiding all exposure to it unless completely inescapable. I finally watched the movie for the first time 6 months ago, I can honestly say it was among the worst pieces of shit I've seen in 10 years. And the CGI and overall design of the world was weak.

  • Jurassic Park is 6/10 at best
  • This is a movie I totally stayed out of the hype bubble for.

    I literally watched it the very last day it was in theaters, I think it had an 8-month run.

    3 out of 10 movie.

    Oh no dinosaurs!

    Oh we're safe...

    Oh no more dinosaurs!

    Oh we're safe again!

    Dinosaurs!!!!!!

    ... That's the movie.

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  • Weird how nobody had "genetic obesity" during the time food was more scarce and the daily caloric intake was half of today's.

    160 kg at 180cm would have this man touring as "The world's fattest man" 100 years ago.

    Something to think about.

  • I miss people looking like humans.
  • I agree.

    Sometimes I wonder if it's the modern, absurd extension of the stage makeup concept, taken to the extreme.

    My ex-wife was a professional dancer, and her stage makeup made her look absolutely insane in person. But under stage lighting, it looked amazing.

    Sometimes I wonder if cosmetic surgery was initially incorporated as something that would bring more popularity or work to an actor, because it would make them look more striking under the absurd, unreal lighting conditions of tv and film.

    And that this has gotten completely carried away. Especially now, since nearly all cinema is greenscreen with scenery digitally added later. Which brings a tremendous amount of lighting incongruity, so we end up needing block-like, exaggerated, un-contoured faces, slathered in 42 layers of stage makeup, to look "proper" under these conditions.

    I don't know if this is totally out to lunch or not.

  • I want to be able to crush an apple with one hand
  • Okay so I actually crushed an apple before I posted this which is what inspired the post. I just wanted to inspire casual conversation, ridiculous goal setting, and joking around.

    I was inspired by an American pro wrestler in the Midwest or Mid-South(?), I remember seeing him on TV when I was a kid in the late '70s and early '80s. His big gimmick to show his toughness was to crush an apple.

    I crushed an Ambrosia apple that was slightly overripe. I do not believe, based on my strength in that endeavor, that I would be able to crush a ripe apple.

  • I want to be able to crush an apple with one hand
  • You like literally have to buy 10 of them Just so you can roll one up after cooking for a friend and when they say what the fuck are you doing you say deadpan "what aren't these disposable?" as you open the oven drawer to reveal 10 new pans with labels.

  • I want to be able to crush an apple with one hand

    I just think at some point in my life, there is going to be a wonderful comedic opportunity to crush an apple and I should learn how or train now. e: Anybody else have any ridiculous goals right now?

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    In movies a strong woman is manly. (big muscles, aggressive, punches people, etc.) Is that really the way it is?
  • You are being trolled, this person made a humongous ruckus and pissed everybody off, and insulted everybody, and is acting like he has no idea what's going on.

    If anybody was a candidate to be permanently nuked from the internet, it's people like the guy you're responding to.

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    Do our moderators have the integrity of overcooked pasta or is it more like warm jello?
  • It's not an easy job being a moderator, no matter how egregious the behavior is, it's always a difficult decision.

    I think though this user has pretty convincingly revealed their underlying motivations, by way of their various posts and their behavior therein.

    I was checking the "strength" post in a weird voyeuristic way, just to see the downvotes and look at the squabbling.

    Each time I came back, I noticed that they had completely revised the entire post content, along with many of their comments.

    The entire thing reeked of bait, trolling, mean-spirited sarcasm... All blended with what seemed to be, at least to me, a very bizarre fixation and fetish-like fascination about a specific topic.

    For all the extremely valid criticism Reddit gets, at the very least one of the things they did rock-solid was giving moderators tools to deal with users who were acting in bad faith or outright abusively. For example, they made it extremely easy to automatically filter posts from untrusted new users until they had passed a certain threshold, or other ways to limit their exposure until they had established themselves as part of the community.

    I'm not sure how robust, or even what set of tools you have available on this platform.

    Whatever you can do to help us participants of this community, I know that I would personally thank you and appreciate it. Sometimes the answer is to ignore these people though, not necessarily bans, because in a way that gives these social deviants what they're after in the first place.

  • The new science of death: ‘There’s something happening in the brain that makes no sense’
  • I'm not trying to criticize OP

    But I have seen this posted over and over again, and I really don't understand why it is capturing people's attention.

    Another commenter here pointed out that it's mystical pseudoscience, and it has no relevancy to anything. (Ed: Unless you want to fund future research and how to create undead soldiers /s)

    There's really no mystery to what happens when a human dies or any other creature for that matter, various electrical impulses continue in various ways, then the creature dies.

  • I was just remembering the time my grandfather's girlfriend tried to give me 5 gigantic paintings

    They were both in their early 80s and had been together long enough they decided to move in together.

    She had 5 huge framed paintings (prints) that no longer had walls to hang upon, and she wanted me to have them. All 5 of them.

    Gigantic shitty prints with ostentatious gold-painted frames, featuring rose vases and fruit baskets and the like.

    I think we are all familiar with this kind of "old lady" art. It was popular among the same clientele who would purchase ugly mass produced china to keep and not use. Basically department store rubbish of their day.

    It was completely okay that she offered them to me.

    It was not fine that she would not take "no thank you" for an answer and kept on pressing.

    It was not fine when she would not accept my answers of "I do not like them" and "I do not want them" and "they are ugly" and "if you insist on giving them away, give them to a thrift store".

    It didn't feel particularly pleasant to me when she acted as though she was doing me a great favor, and insinuated I was being ungrateful by not appreciating their inherent value.

    Finally I cracked and said okay I will take one of the paintings, may I have that big rose painting at the front?

    Yes.

    It becomes my property, you won't ask for it back?

    Yes it's yours!

    I picked up the painting and out the front door I went. I leaned the painting up against the elm tree on the boulevard at a 45 degree angle and proceeded to kick a hole right in the center.

    I went back and said do you still want to give me those other paintings?

    Later that week when I was taking gramps out for lunch he told me that it was one of the funniest things ever, and he completely agreed that it was the right thing to do given how absurd her insistence had gotten. He also said he was made to suffer for my actions though lol - although he really did not lay any blame at my feet, he let the punishment roll off his back like he always did, good guy!

    I would of course never behave that way now that I'm an older man. I would just more insistently say that I'm not going to take them under any circumstances.

    I was inspired to tell this story based on something I read in another thread. People were delighted to tell their mom they're just going to throw her china in the garbage and relating how mom was freaking out, and they were relishing it!

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    Software to do morph animation with a series of weight loss progress pictures.

    I have 30 pictures of 6 months of weight loss pics. In all of them I'm standing in the same background in the same position. I'm willing to do a little bit of *cutting out" backgrounds and drawing nodes if I need to.

    I don't have the money for expensive software, so I'm hoping for something free or open source, even if it means I have to do extra work.

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    It seems like all packaged foods do this now

    I bought 175 g pack of salami which had 162 g of salami as well.

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    I made a poteefnut

    Yesterday's leftover beef and broiled potato, mashed and formed into a donut-inspired shape and baked It was delicious.

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    Tech workers - what did your IT Security team do that made your life hell and had no practical benefit?

    One chestnut from my history in lottery game development:

    While our security staff was incredibly tight and did a generally good job, oftentimes levels of paranoia were off the charts.

    Once they went around hot gluing shut all of the "unnecessary" USB ports in our PCs under the premise of mitigating data theft via thumb drive, while ignoring that we were all Internet-connected and VPNs are a thing, also that every machine had a RW optical drive.

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    I'd like to find documentaries that are stylistically very different than the apparent norm.

    Perhaps I'm being difficult, but I'm not deriving pleasure from documentaries the way I used to. I realize I'm speaking in generalities, please humor me.

    I find the presentation of most modern docs so hyperdramatic and forced, it detracts from the underlying subject matter.

    I would prefer if documentaries tried their best to collect and present information in a fascinating way, and present it as reasonably neutral as possible, with some leeway for the author's voice. I don't appreciate it when the superficial presentation constantly tries to cue me emotionally.

    I really don't understand why I have to have violen symphony music playing like it's the eve of world war 3, and all the nukes are about to be launched, when I'm watching a documentary about snail parasites or particle collider research.

    Even though it's different auditorially, to me it's the same principle as applying a laugh track to a comedy show. I don't need it suggested to me when something is funny, and I don't need to be cued by string orchestra music that something is serious or worrisome. Please trust me to make these judgments on my own!

    I think all trends ebb and flow but this one seems to have taken root and it's doesn't seem to be letting up.

    I wonder if other people feel this way, or if I'm just watching the wrong things?

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