Pretend your are a church to avoid paying taxes. Driving for Jesus
America has always rejected fanaticism, especially since WWII. We are supposed to be E pluribus unum -- out of many, ONE. Now, the right wants America to be E unum pluribus -- out of ONE, many.
Run Michelle instead
Whenever I see the word meanwhile I think of Steve Colbert
Jared Kushner 2 Billion dollars
Republicans also support genocide
Texas is now progressive
Limit how much debt a person can have is a better solution.
Product of immigrants. He treats immigrants the way his grandparents got treated
Will the Girl Scouts do the same thing?
If government can ban tik tok can also ban Chinese electric vroom vroom
2nd baseman threw the ball home at high speed. Picture ducked, catcher dove to get he ball. Runner sliding, umpire down on ground to see if the runner hits the plate
Some people use Linux to stand out and look cool. You are not cool.
Banging in the nails: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SvA8NPAl2Dg
Black people never wear masks when they are up to no good
Put a really big wooden spoon over the mouth of the volcano
Farms will stop functioning. Lemmys will go to the grocery store and say "where is the food?"