Passion fruit and dragon fruit

I'm so tired of these mango clowns, what is wrong with a good old fashioned potato?

Smh potato’s are tubers not fruits
- They are round, tasty parts of a plant, that's a fruit if I've ever seen one
Potatoes are the most performance food grown from the ground

My favorite fruit is banana but I guess I'm a melon? idk

Pure of heart

Damn

Apples are my favourite due to consistency and availability. Other fruits are either hit-or-miss, hard to gauge ripeness, unavailable, or expensive. Sure other fruits might taste better but when I grab an apple I know what I'm getting

As a grower of weird apples, that’s my favourite thing about apples - I don’t know what I’m going to get. Some will be tart as hell others remarkably sweet. Even off the same tree.
But sure a supermarket Granny Smith or pink lady is a homogeneous product, you know what a pink lady tastes like in Thailand, Türkiye or Tuvalu.
- Tart apples are performance
Pure of heart

Pineapple but I don’t know what that says about my true spirit.

Gawd I love Pineapples so much. I can eat them until my mouth begins to dissolve.
- Pure of heart
Performance. If you are Pure of heart you should know what your favorite fruit says about your soul

I really like pears, they're probably less consistent than apples in terms of taste/texture but I don't think I've ever had a pear that I disliked (unless it was badly damaged or old of course). Passion fruit is great in juice/tea (I drank so much passion fruit green tea in Taiwan you have no idea) but I don't necessarily like it as a standalone fruit.

Pure of heart

Hot take: Most fresh fruit is really good so people's favorite is almost always performative. Like you know the strawberry is only there cause it's hello kitty core. For me it's blackberries but that's probably because I could find them wild where I lived so they have a nostalgia buff

This is so true. My dad is a keen gardener and grows like, a dozen? Different fruits. When the figs are ripe they're my favourite. When the grapes are ripe, the muscatels are my favourite (the red seedless are pretty good but can't hold a candle to them). Loquats, in a good year, are my favourite fruit. Likewise plums, raspberries, and mandarins. Genuinely I think my favourite fruit is whatever's good (and that I like) right now.
- yeah i'm probably in agreement. my fav is whatever i'm in the mood for.
Performance

There is no fruit tastier than a Georgia peach at the peak of ripeness. And that is objective fact. However, I would not rank peaches as the best fruit because they aren't that good outside of that 2 week window during summer.

Pears is pure of heart but insisting on mentioning the region they come from is Performance

I like blackberries

Performance
- You can literally pick them in your backyard in much of the country. Idk what's more down to earth than that.

What the fuck is a performative fruit preference? Is this an allistic problem I’m too autistic to understand?

What a grapefruit response…
- Grapefruit is a Performance fruit
I don't think there are people saying their favourite fruit is a strawberry or something, when really they just want to lick durians all day
I wasn't aware that your favourite things had to be "representative of your true spirit" either

Having a performative favorite fruit is like having a Axolotl fursona

what does this mean
- They ain't stutter

Passion Fruit really is my favorite

Such a wonderful flavor, good for drinks and desserts

Even have passion fruit balsamic vinegar that goes really well in a vinaigrette

Pure of heart
Balsamic vinegar is performance
- But my vinaigrette...

Cherimoya gang represent

Performance if you are from a non native region
Pure of heart if you are from a native growing region

So, what makes it performative seems to be lower accessibility to the North American Cracker. (H. sapiens genocidus)

A fruit can only become non-performative if you do a coup in Latin America to ensure the flow of treats.

A fruit is neither inherently performance or pure of heart
It is the fruit eater that determines the pureness
You are a very performance person, and it taints all you do, including eating fruit
- All the world's a stage and all the posters merely performers,
All apples are now performance

mine is strawberries

Pure of heart

All about that kiwifruit tbh

performance

Call me basic if you want but apple crunch good

Pure of heart

I love blackberries. In Portuguese they're called amoras and I like that it's close to amor(love)

Pure of heart

dragon fruit is actually great though; you just gotta get the red variant instead of the white one

Performance
- hey fuck you, i ate red dragon fruit just about every day when i was in china, but i can't find that shit here in kkkrackkkerland and it pisses me off
  how dare you call my pain and suffering a performance

Nice try feds, I won't tell you my favorite fuit

Performance

My partner is big on stone fruit - cherries, peaches, nectarines. I've been into grapes lately. Little known fact, but the best fruit is actually fruit salad