Not reading all that. Epstein didn't kill himself and you're also a child r*pist.
I can't access his profile to share the link since his stupid site (truth social) requires you to pay up to read tweets like this. Very cool and totally not a grift on a national level!
My shirt that says "Don't investigate my paedophilia because what’s going on with my “boys” and, in some cases, “gals?” They’re all going after Attorney General Pam Bondi, who is doing a FANTASTIC JOB! We’re on one Team, MAGA, and I don’t like what’s happening. We have a PERFECT Administration, THE TALK OF THE WORLD, and “selfish people” are trying to hurt it, all over a guy who never dies, Jeffrey Epstein. For years, it’s Epstein, over and over again. Why are we giving publicity to Files written by Obama, Crooked Hillary, Comey, Brennan, and the Losers and Criminals of the Biden Administration, who conned the World with the Russia, Russia, Russia Hoax, 51 “Intelligence” Agents, “THE LAPTOP FROM HELL,” and more? They created the Epstein Files, just like they created the FAKE Hillary Clinton/Christopher Steele Dossier that they used on me, and now my so-called “friends” are playing right into their hands. Why didn’t these Radical Left Lunatics release the Epstein Files? If there was ANYTHING in there that could have hurt the MAGA Movement, why didn’t they use it? They haven’t even given up on the John F. Kennedy or Martin Luther King, Jr. Files. No matter how much success we have had, securing the Border, deporting Criminals, fixing the Economy, Energy Dominance, a Safer World where Iran will not have Nuclear Weapons, it’s never enough for some people. We are about to achieve more in 6 months than any other Administration has achieved in over 100 years, and we have so much more to do. We are saving our Country and, MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, which will continue to be our complete PRIORITY. The Left is imploding! Kash Patel, and the FBI, must be focused on investigating Voter Fraud, Political Corruption, ActBlue, The Rigged and Stolen Election of 2020, and arresting Thugs and Criminals, instead of spending month after month looking at nothing but the same old, Radical Left inspired Documents on Jeffrey Epstein. LET PAM BONDI DO HER JOB — SHE’S GREAT! The 2020 Election was Rigged and Stolen, and they tried to do the same thing in 2024 — That’s what she is looking into as AG, and much more. One year ago our Country was DEAD, now it’s the “HOTTEST” Country anywhere in the World. Let’s keep it that way, and not waste Time and Energy on Jeffrey Epstein, somebody that nobody cares about. Thank you for your attention to this matter!" has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
Cackling
One year ago our Country was DEAD, now it’s the “HOTTEST” Country anywhere in the World.
What does this even MEAN? His brain is as cooked as Brandon's but they can't hide it. There's a very good chance he is talking about physical heat.
Everyone wants to fuck America. It, as a nation, could get it. When it goes to all the parties with all the other nations, everybody is looking at it and biting their lip.
And iiiii kissed america, when she was fleecing meeeeee,
Sheeeee knows i understand, that she needs to be free,
An iiiiii miss america, and sometimes she does too,
And soooooommmmeetimes i think of her, when she is fucking you.
Most ripe country for pilfering by global capital
hottest as in like, that one guy who throws the hottest parties
Two famous examples of people who absolutely killed themselves with no political overtones or involvement from the US government whatsoever: JFK and Martin Luther King Jr.
Martin Luther King Jr.
didnt they send him a letter telling him to kill himself but because he didnt they got someone to shoot him?
IIRC the letter was sent regardless.
On President's Day, I like to reach out to my friends struggling with mental health and remind them that even our greatest President, Abraham Lincoln, tragically succumbed to his depression, so there is no shame in their struggles.
He's mad that people want the release of files that he was deliberately hyping up just a few months ago
he's ironically running into the same thing that elevated him to power in the first place, as the old guard right dies off the new ones don't realize that "we don't actually believe all that shit, we only said it to get votes"
yer fox news granddad is running the country and he's mad that people believe what he said on fox news
He still hasn't locked
up either and wants us all to shut up about it.Same reason dems only went after soft targets of Trump instead of going after him for treason arming the 9/11 terrorist supporting Saudis - because both sides are implicated in it! And both sides have a MIC /
problem.It isn't just a "radical left" problem and I think MAGA is starting to wake up to that too.
No fucking way that's real. No way qanon freaks are actually making him cry like that.
Holy fuck. Holy fuck. There's so much to unpack like every three sentences, but I'm stuck on this one:
Kash Patel, and the FBI, must be focused on investigating Voter Fraud, Political Corruption, ActBlue, The Rigged and Stolen Election of 2020, and arresting Thugs and Criminals, instead of spending month after month looking at nothing but the same old, Radical Left inspired Documents on Jeffrey Epstein.
What conspiracies does the far right have around ActBlue? Like theres the clear material explanation that this is a major source of DNC funding and the GOP wants to cut it off. But there's probably some conspiracies around it if he's begging the qanon crowd to focus on it.
ActBlue, along with NGPVan, is a major obstacle to starting a third party, such that DSA is internally constructing replacements for both of them.
I can't see the replies, but he's getting ratioed on Truth lol
Do we not have something like xcancel for truth.social? Its just a mastadon server like bluesky right? Or maybe its been forked for a long time.
Aint no way.
I know it's not significant, but why does he keep talking about making America "hot"? Like, I've heard him say this a couple of times and I don't get what sort of idiom he is going for here.
it's fucking weird, he means it as in like... people being excited about investing in America, and shit like that. In other words the exact opposite of what he's doing, which is driving a scramble of disinvestment in US trade
One of the funniest things about positions of power and "leadership" is that with each step removed from the bottom, the less likely you are to be faced with the truth of what's going on. Because in reality, anyone reporting to you fears for their job. Especially in an administration like Trump's. I can't imagine they are giving him anything but "we are doing great on trade agreements! We just got another 5-10 billion investment, disregard the fact we are losing 100s of billions in trade imports or manufacturing, or shipping prioritization, etc.
I assume he has something stuck in his head. My guess is that it's something like a Sports Illustrated cover from 1983 that says "HOT!" with Christie Brinkley in a tiny bikini.
Pretty sure he’s diverting vaccine research budgets into mass producing hetalia yaoi
He’s used the expression before, I think it’s a variation on maga, make America “hot” again
Pet theory: one of his "captain of industry" supervillain backers told him to do it, and it's 4D chess move to make "hot" = "good" just as North American Climate Change Death Summer is getting in gear.
he’s acting like a guilty kid in a disney show who’s overdramatically trying to get his parents not to turn around so they dont see the vase he broke on the floor behind them
top 10 crashouts of 2025
he is posting through it lol
This doesn't make sense. Why would he write or speak like this? How does this benefit him at all? Do his supporters like it when he's viewed as an idiot by the whole world?
It would've made sense if he talked like Elon Musk, who just pretends to know it all, but he just acts bat shit insane for no reason.
His brain is cooked and continues to cook further
Everyone seems to forget that Trump was only slightly better than Biden in those debates
Noncompete suggested that it's a loyalty test, to see how many of his supporters will parrot his blatant lies.
Zhao Gao was contemplating treason but was afraid the other officials would not heed his commands, so he decided to test them first. He brought a deer and presented it to the Second Emperor but called it a horse. The Second Emperor laughed and said, "Is the chancellor perhaps mistaken, calling a deer a horse?" Then the emperor questioned those around him. Some remained silent, while some, hoping to ingratiate themselves with Zhao Gao, said it was a horse, and others said it was a deer. Zhao Gao secretly arranged for all those who said it was a deer to be brought before the law and had them executed instantly. Thereafter the officials were all terrified of Zhao Gao. Zhao Gao gained military power as a result of that.
Gish gallop is a rhetorical tactic that only works with high school debate teams and right-wingers. If his post was just a short denial of being associated with Epstein or a short statement telling people to stop talking about Epstein, it would be very easy to people to refute just by posting pictures he took with Epstein. The narrative would be very simple: "Don't investigate my paedophilia."
When it's phrased this way, he's calling in so many conspiracy theories and irrelevant issues that you can't choose one thing to respond to unless you're literate enough to understand subtext. His defenders now have X number of reasons to rally behind him during a moment that looks really bad for his administration. Those things are each loyalty tests which confirm the legitimacy of everything else mentioned. If you pick one to respond to his supporters will just throw all of the others at you like
insisting you don't see the bigger picture of everything being true+false. His audience can't separate those things into separate issues while his critics don't have the time to respond to all of it and parse the nonsense.Is he trying to syncretize OG trump tweets with Qanon drops?
I know he's in the list but imagine if he wasn't, and this was just him being big mad that this slice of rich society rejected him just like every other slice of rich society hates him
Trump may be getting high on his own supply.
Maybe, or maybe he had a particularly rock-like 💩
Trump 🤝Hitler
Doing a bump of meth then manic posting.
rock-like 💩
That immediately made me think of this. I saw it yesterday.
May Diaper Don Live On!
Prewar German Sudafed
Yep, Epstein wasn't even real. He was made up by Crooked Hillary, Sleepy Joe, and Barry Soetoro!
concerning
looking into it
yesterday was the normalest day in america
today is the normalest day in america
tomorrow is the normalest day in america
and then there's this guy
EDIT:
trump killed himall over a guy who never dies, Jeffery Epstein
It really does read like a freudian slip
woah dude
Bill gates must have donated him some money
Next year - the GOP will lose the house and the senate if Trump uses short paragraphs.
Imagine being a democrat and losing to these swamp people lmao
Despite myself - sometimes I have a iota of hope for the political future of the US. But then I remind myself for the 10,001st time that I'm pinning that iota on the democrats. They couldn't win a game if they had the easiest layup in the world. They'd just stand there and the buzzer would sound. They'd be waiting for the results of polling and focus groups.
Why do you think their consultants are so well paid? It's a hard fucking job but they're committed to it.
Donald Trump doesn't believe in binary gender
He seems really calm and in control
That man's name? Epstein.
I'll never understand how anyone can read anything posted by Trump and not be overwhelmed by the bludgeoningly obvious fact that he's deranged.
It's not even subtle - everything about his posts just screams it out. Hell - he's not just too insane to recognize reality - he's too insane to even conjure up an internally consistent delusion.
This feels AI. SAD
Why would you post a wall of text with the caption "not reading all that"? Are you expecting us to read it?
It's a meme.
“I’ve known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy,” Trump booms from a speakerphone. “He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it — Jeffrey enjoys his social life.” - October 28, 2002