4d ago

Chimps develop fashion trend by shoving grass in their ears — and in their butts

www.livescience.com

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If chimps ever take over the world and have a space program they'll send grass to Uranus.
For those saying Figure or it didn't happen, from the paper
- Juma a freak
- That's one chimp's kink, not a trend.
  Also, I did not expect to write that sentence.
  
  "Meanwhile, in the other group, a male named Juma was identified as the possible innovator of the daring new grass-in-butt variation, which spread to most of his group mates within a week, according to the study."
  So apparently it wasn't just his kink. Most of them had a twig up their ass, lol
  
  A couple others tried, but it's Juma's thing
- Seems like grass-in-rectum is not a hit
  
  It is with Juma
- Weird science
Always nice to hear what the cousins are up to these days
First they use tools, now wheatgrass enemas.
What's next ? more gas burning cars on the road?
- a colon scrubber.
Grass in the butt!
… which is the style at the time…”
Not any weirder than attaching plastic hairs to your eyelids.
- Your brown-eye lid 😜
Only a matter of time.
- Oh shit. There goes the planet!
- We're legally banning chemtrails up in hurrr
Give Africa back to Chimps Movement is on the way
Shockingly similar to homo sapiens.
chimps providing proof that tails and ear fluff is desireable, therefor kemonomimi is endgame looks
- Ears and tails become couture, confirmed!
So you're saying we're basically chimps.
Juma, you wouldn't get it darling it's called fashion
“Hey, did you see Coco? She had a whole fistful of grass in her ass. It was so hot!”
-Bobo the Chimp
why is it always butt stuff with chimps?
- It's cash, ass or grass. Two out of three ain't bad.
I said what what!
Like Voyager II leaving the solar system, humans passed Idiocracy and kept going. At current velocity, is it possible this is a papyrus tabloid headline from 25 years in the future?
A bit late to be an earphone cargo cult
They might've learned that from me ... Sorry guys.
Can't deny my love for grass either!👍💋😋
This looks so rad. Anyone knows where I can buy a nice ear glass?

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