Eron!

It's all a misunderstanding : as they are French, they're talking about cats!

if you give div.emoji-info the following rule : max-width: calc( 100% - 55px);, you should get what I think you want.

Basically you tell the text segment to not be wider than the whole parent minus the with of the emoji (plus an extra few pixels)

I can only smell them when they're crawling in my nose

"Turns out we're colourblind, so who knows what colour that line was"

The worst kind of carbon is humanity

choo choo!

I explain it by repeating what Google tells me.

Genital warts?

He's the president!

It's not that bad : the plane wasn't made by Boeing.

You didn't have to build an expensive space telescope for that, you could've just asked me.

Kristi Noem already picked a spot on the roof with her sniper rifle.

With enough clones I would be tempted to do it last second.

They're just going to throw a few more projects on the Google graveyard then

That half of a lemon that I put in the fridge a month ago? It's now half of a lime!

Well, Ubisoft, you should be comfortable not owning my money then. Lead by example.

That's easy : multitasking!
You do 2 tasks at the same time, and both tasks are "sleep for 4 hours".
So after 4 hours you've slept for 4 hours twice! 8 hours!

"So this part is called the Tit, and that part's the anic"

You do you, but I wouldn't drink that stuff