THE BARDS WILL SING OF ZOHRAN THE DESTROYER FOR GENERATIONS TO COME

That's the most badass nickname I've heard in a long time

It’s bound to be an even better punk song

Earning a nickname like that from Fox News would be a crowning achievement for me.

I could drink poison with a grin on my face if I'd accomplished that.
- "I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you."
I'd seriously consider getting a crown made with THE DESTROYER emblazoned across the front.

Zohran the Destroyer?

Meet Nandor the Relentless!

Did you mean
Trust me, gay is in, gay is hot, I want some gay.
- I'm not gay but I feel like I could be convinced now
He's pillaging everyone, fox news included!

I can't see this host's stupid face without thinking of that clip where his own mother berates him for being a hack on air for everybody to see

Eww disgusting, where?
- Here you go, Honey Bun
Every fox news host is a massive douche
He looks like if Eli Roth was a self-hating alcoholic.
- Is Eli Roth not a self-hating alcoholic?

If ZOHRAN THE DESTROYER actually destroys the GOP, I won't complain. If he needs to stomp the current DEMs into the ground for that, well, that is a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

That's a sacrifice I'm likely to encourage!
- Seriously!
I would celebrate if he destroys the DNC as well. Burn it all down and start from scratch.
- Nah, we just need a purge. Mumdani is the new spiritual leader of the party, the rank and file are signalling a pivot, and the leadership are some of the most hated people in America
  I think the biggest threat is someone like Gabe Newson managing to take the reigns as a "centrist".
  But the old guard is pretty much done for. There's way too much public demand for fighters, and the current leadership are collaborators

Fuck yeah, we got a destroyer! Destroy all hate and bring peace to the people! Destroy systems that bring struggle to the people! Destroy all suffering!

Zohran the Destroyer for president 2028

Don’t do that, don’t give me hope.
- It's not even possible. He was born in Uganda.
Just imagine those signs

That name is fucking awesome

Trump wrecked the Republican Party that turned out great for them. I have been waiting for somebody to wreck this party.

FR and given Republican attraction to strong and religious male leaders, Mamdani might actually sweep the generals.

Fuck yes. That's metal as hell.

Even his first name sounds badass with the rest of the title the've given him.

Shocking stupidity or malicious compliance? 👀 Let's hope it's the latter, lol.

Edit: oh wait, it's Fox News, it's definitely the former.

just dumb
when the system is so shitty, you don't get access to quality talent to work for you.
not saying that you can't be evil and creative, just that when you are trying to be that evil, you can't get proper talent

This guy sounds so fucking METAL!

He needs this on his office door. It'd really set the tone for meetings.

Uh yes hi, I have a 10:30 with Mr. Destroyer.
- Me: Hi, Mr. Zohran, it's a pleasure. Should I assume the position?
  Him: What position?

ZohranTheDestroyer.com 😂

Less than 1 day into his first news cycle. Fox is such a joke.

Metal as fuck. I love it.

Gozer The Gozerian

Vigo The Carpathian

ZOHRAN THE DESTROYER

I'm known as "the Flatulent" but it just doesn't sound right

Move over, Conan. I have a new favorite "the Destroyer"

You don't mess with the Zohran.

Zohran will Fuck You Up in capital letters.

"What is best in life Zohran?"

crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their news readers

Good, we needed someone to wreck the democratic party.

It’s really only good in the original Klingon.

You don’t mess with the Zohran!

Some adventurous journalist should ask Arnie what he thinks about that nickname.

Ray. When someone asks you if you're a god — say yes!

I like how the Republicans are painting him as a Communist, when they are the ones supporting Communist regimes. From what i heard from him, he's a Democratic socialist, that's pretty much the standard here in Europe. good on NY. If you think about it, not even the Millionaires want to live in the middle of desperate poor people... some has to be given back to society.

On top of that, Mamdani''s policies stimulate the NY economy, because if people have money, they spend more.
Republicans, on the other hand, drive people into poverty, which slows down spending and cripples the economy.

where do I sign up for his army?

Yes, yes! Your rage only makes him stronger! >:D

Dude should license some Basil Poledouris theme music. Get some wizardy guy to do a new intro -- maybe ask Bernie for a hand. "Let me tell you of a time of EQUIIITABLE treaatment!!"

Get some wizardy guy to do a new intro – maybe ask Bernie for a hand
Bernie Folk Album Part 2

Trump The Incontinent

Brave Sir Robin ran away,
\ Bravely ran away, away.
\ When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
\ Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
\ And gallantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet,
\ He beat a very brave retreat,
\ Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin.

I didn't!

I'm sure, whatever insult name they give him will be badass and he should use it in his campaign.

This is both so funny and actually cool.

speaking of which, he has such a cool name. both first and last.

when people chanted his name before his victory speech it was like a scene from a movie. kudos to Tish James for hyping people up like crazy. played like a transcript:

"They said he doesn't have the right name!"

BOOOO

"Well now they all know his goddamn name!"

crowd erupts, mics explode

MAM-DA-NI! MAM-DA-NI!

"what's his name?"

MAM-DA-NI!

"what's his name?"

MAM-DA-NI!

"what's his name?"

MAM-DA-NI!

... repeat

The party of pre-teen adults is so pissed

You don't mess with the Zohran...

Wow. That's awesome

Young Cardamom grew up and is about to drop even hotter bars.

Fuckin’ rad.

I'm super conservative and don't live in NYC but am really enjoying this election result.

Serious question, if you are super conservative why are you enjoying it?
- Super conservatives hate NYC, so he probably thinks destroying it is a good thing.
- Because Democrats are dealing with someone that doesn't fit their mold. He's a product of their policies and philosophy but doesn't walk the party line. Meanwhile mainstream Conservatives are making up reasons for why they are so upset that a super liberal city elected a super liberal which should be expected. The reality is they are dancing around the fact that he's not submissive to the Israel lobby and that makes them freak out. He's liberal sure but he's a liberal that's not going to be kissing a wall anytime soon.