Chuck Schumer hospitalized for dehydration

He's in his lane, floundering, languishing, dehydrating

Couldn't be me.

lack of water, take my strength

I really hope this was caused by him trying to promote Cuomo in 100 degree heat. It would be the last little

He gooned too close to the sun. Did they get the cum?

he stopped drinking water when he heard a muslim won something in america

Comrade Fate - I don't mean to be presumptuous but couldn't you encourage Comrade Glioblastoma to take action?

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Edit 1. In other news - Bluesky jokes on this aren't funny at all.

Edit 2. I found one joke that I stole to make a Spongebob meme.

Edit 3. I'm using it for my pfp.

Fatal case of saucelessness

lmao die binch

They found his little desiccated body all shriveled up crunchy and hard behind a closet door in his house

stay dry you fuck

he used up his fluid reserves on his endorsement of Cuomo, reaching sub-functional moisture levels overnight.

when Mamdani secured the primary, he began seizing violently and distorted the inner membrane of his personal hydration chamber.

He got punished with withdrawal of his adrenochrome for letting Zohran in

He checked with his imaginary friends and they said he doesn't need hydration

He cried so much (about Zohran) he got dehydrated.

I hope he dies and may Allah have mercy on his soul

Big dry boy

Comrade water doing work!

It's hot out folks