Even his doctors are full of it

Those are two different measurements.
He's six feet tall.
And he's three inches.
- And he’s three inches.
  On a good day if you start measuring from the top of the asshole. Guess that doesn't really narrow it down though.
- I had a boss once who went through a bitter divorce and many people at work were Facebook friends with his soon-to-be-ex-wife. She made one post where she described him as "ol' three inches two minutes".

This is one of the ways you can tell that his recent health report was bullshit.
Per the report, Trump’s height and weight are 75 inches and 224 pounds, respectively. Scans of several body systems—including the eyes, ears, neck, throat, and heart—came back normal.
Ain't no doctor giving a completely clean bill of health with a 28 BMI at his age.
- I'm 6'3 225 and I can assure you, I wasnt nearly that fat even when I was pushing 250. If he's actually 6'3 (he isn't) then brody is pushing 270-300 EASY. You can hide a lot of weight on a 6'3 frame, but not that much.
  
  As someone who has also been 6'3" 225 agreed. He is definitely heavier than that.
  
  Pilling on, am 6'4", at my heaviest (about 305) I still never looked that, eh, bloated. I'd have been more ~350lbs looking like that. Now I'm down in the 210's with still a little more to go.
  
  I'm 6'3 and I wasn't that fat pushing 300lb.
  
  i suspect more like 275 at the minimum. i wouldnt be surprised if he was very close to 300lbs.
  
  Hypothetically, if all of his muscles were at the absolute minimum viable volume and density and he had an absurd body fat ratio, how different would he look?
  
  There’s no way he’s 100kg.
- I'd fudge that info too if it meant not getting sent to the gulag
  
  Considering what it means to be his doctor (and the sights, sounds and smells you'd experience), I think I'd take the gulag.
- The dude has my build, and I’m around 300 pounds. Actually I’m only 6’2”, so especially if he’s claiming he’s taller than me, that weight is way off
- 224 lbs, sounds more like 275lbs.
- At an absolute minimum he would be listed as "pre-diabetic".

It was bizarre to see the medical report mention that he won his golf tournaments. No doctor wouldn't add that.
Source: am doctor
- Also his body temperature is 98.6 exactly and 99% pulse ox 🤣
  
  You mean this guy isn't the embodiment of peak health? Asshole can't even drink water from a bottle without 2 hands and a pause
- Dear god, what have I missed NOW
  
  IIRC it was a fiasco medical report made by a corrupt doctor or a completed fake one in his first run for president.
- Trump's outtie enjoys frequent victories in golf tournaments.

6'3" Donald Trump with 6'3" Prince William
https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/2024/12/09/trump-prince-william-photo-notre-dame-barron-height-melania/76860082007/
- Does he even crack 6 feet? lol

We have to stop reporting on Trump lies like they're shocking.
Yeah dude, the lying liar lied.
Literally every time this dude opens his mouth he is either lying or spewing hate. Sure as the sun will rise tomorrow, so will Trump lie.
- I disagree. When we stop pointing out the lies that the lying liar tells, we are complicit in him getting away with the lies. A shitload of people aren't really paying much attention. Those people might believe his lies if they're not seeing anybody pointing out that what he's saying is a lie.
  Honestly, I'd rather see it pointed out even more what a fucking liar he is. I want the media to stop saying "falsely states" and other bullshit soft language, and then let it go to fucking trial and beat him if he tries to sue for slander/libel. It's a fucking disgrace that they're not only choosing to not do this, but they're settling when he claims that they're factual reporting on him is defamation or election interference. But honestly, at this point, I won't be satisfied until he's in a stockade and getting pelted by overpriced eggs.
  Eggs.
  Eggs.
  Eggs.
  
  I never said stop reporting, I said stop acting surprised. I don't want them to stop talking about it, I just want them to be honest about it and say "Trump lied about this today" instead of "the Trump white house thinks...."
  I just want them to call a spade a spade instead of acting like it's not
- We shouldn't even call him Trump anymore. Gives him too much attention
  Call him only by his number: 45 or 47
  
  I can't even bring myself to capitalize the t in trump. Or the m in musk, for that matter (or the n in nazi). It just implies a modicum of respect.

How fucking terrible of a person do you have to be to continuously lie about something so trivial and easily proven.
- It's more being insecure. He might try to act all tough, but he's really soft or he wouldn't care. And wouldn't get so reactionary/easily triggered.
  
  Soft sack of shit
- Malignant narcissist out of ten

Might be 6'3 if he was stretched out on one of those Medieval torture racks.
- To quote an old post "there must have been a second or two where it felt amazing"
  
  I undergo weekly spinal decompression therapy. While not exactly the same as the medieval torture devices, being strapped in and having my spine pulled from both directions with 200lbs of force is pretty close.
  And yes, it feels amazing for a second or two.
  
  The whole time feels amazing, if you’re a spectator
- Yeah, I was gonna say whatever is going on with his spine might be hiding a few inches. You’d be amazed how many inches you can lose to curvature without looking like Quasimodo.
  But I doubt he was ever 6’3”. That sounds like a number he picked years ago because someone he hates is 6’2”.
  
  What spine?
  
  he always look like has a humpback though. him using lifts, and a girdle gives him a very awkward stance.
- Much shorter when he visits the gallows.
  
  i think if hes too heavy, he would break the gallows before he can get hung from it.

Also note that Donald is wearing lifts in that picture.

doctors' always measure my weight, but just take my word for height
- Same. I can't recall any of my doctors ever measuring my height. The police and RCMP however.. both kept pretty good records of my teenage growth years.
  
  My doctor's office measured my height along with my weight last year. First time I remember since I've been an adult. I'm an old white woman and apparently I've lost an inch.
- They measured my height the last few times I was in for a physical.
  I think it's because I've reached the age where they want to see if I've started to shrink.
- My primary care takes my height and weight every time I go in and I'm well below the age where people start to shrink.
- Mine uses the most recent height measurement that they took and check every few years. They check weight regularly though.
  Driver's licence office takes whatever I tell them. Last tien I told them I was losing weight and they used my target weight. Might be accurate at some point before it expires in a few years!

When has his doctors not been full of it.
Trump draft dodging

Never get your picture taken with the Devil.

Im not saying Trump is 6'3*, he's clearly not. I myself have shrunk over an inch and I'm younger than him by a generation. But people don't always measure the same, or try to. I have a friend who is 6'1" who swears he's 5'11". He never stands up straight. At my tallest I was 5'11 3/4" and you better believe I was giving my measurements all I could hoping I'd get to 6'. My guess is Trump once was 6'3", has shrunk to just a little over 6', and Newsom is probably closer to 6'4". But without putting a measuring tape to them, what the hell do any of us know?
- Yeah I don't really give a fuck about Trump's height tbh, but you can see by their shadows that Newsom is walking slightly in front and the lens could be affecting our perspectives. Makes the difference seem larger than it is.
- My money would be on Trump only ever being 5'11. Obama was 6'1 and Trump was still several inches shorter.
- Rewarding sanity in these not sane times with this small vote up
  This is important if we’re gonna poke fun, so we know whether to defend the “fact” sarcastically or not
- There’s absolutely no way the difference between newsom and trump in that pic is 3”
  
  Trump also has on lifts. Look at the difference in sole thickness.
- Hello fellow 5'11 3/4-er. I gave up on it a while ago. At least even the thinnest shoes put me over 6'0.
  
  I've shrunk a bit but I can still get to 6' with any good pair of shoes or boots. I've also figured out height doesn't matter nearly as much as confidence. I have less of the former these days, but way more of the latter.

You are missing the point. AFAIK, a foot and an inch are supposed to be based off of the kings measurements. He might be 6 of his own feet (not sure how the plural works here) because he sees himself as the king

See? Same hight.

And Trump wears those weird lift shoes all the time as well
- Probably a specially-designed hat lift too, it's one more place to gain the appearance of height. I bet there was even a meeting about it with adults who took it very seriously.

And Elmo is 6'2, something sure seems off, can't believe the compulsive liar would lie about that tho

Look at my traitor of a governor with the monarchist tyrant.
- Traitor implies he's changed his allegiance. You just never liked his allegiance but didn't realize.
  
  This is possibly true. He seemed more left leaning as the mayor of San Francisco, and I didn't realize he was actually a chameleon.

That's what happens when you drink straight from the orange tap.

Trump reminds me of Charlie Sheen. Trump is always"winning", hangs out with pornstars, and his ego is so inflated that Freud would quit doing cocaine. Trump needs to be treated like Reagan was. Like, when the secret service would place leaves in the pool. But, in this case, give him a room with a camera and tell him that he matters. But it broadcasts to nobody.

maybe he was 6'3" in the 80s and has been in denial since

How much is it in normal units?

And look at them both, dwarfed by the 6 foot 9 inch first Lady! She should play basketball!

Also, Melania wishing for just any other powerful guy.
- she wants trudeau whos available, and single currently.

That's because his 6 foot 3 inch is metric while Newsoms is in imperial

Melania is 5”’11” (180.34 cm) so this might just be a matter of perspective.
- Looks like her shoes are 1-2” heels here too… so I’m not sure how far off this would make everyone?
- How do we know her height is correct? Why assume one wouldn't lie if all the others do?
  
  Im 5’10” and when I met her she was taller than myself. Donnie could have lifts but he might actually be 6ft+

Why is this giving clown wearing a hat with a suit?
- Keeps the comb-over from blowing out of place in the wind.

the doctor was USN. those were six-yes-sir-feet-and-three-yes-sir-inches-sir-yes-sir.

hes shrinking from being overweight, and always slumping over.
- And just age in general. Old people shrink.

Lol his shoes definitely add an inch.

The hat adds like two inches

Who cares though?
- He does. That’s why it’s fun to point out that it’s wrong.
  
  Touché
- Lying liars shouldn't be running countries, especialy when they are petty, boldfaced lies that show how insecure they are.
  
  Since the 80s we've known he's a fucking liar. This is just boring and irrelevant
- then why lie about your height, weight and health?
  
  Because they're fucking liars. Pretty simple