why not

This is the plot of Horizon Zero Dawn
- I guess I should get a bow and some arrows.
  
  I had some, before I moved.
  Let me just say this, what came easy to young me in boy scouts... well, I'm just glad if I hit a safe area in the general direction I'm aiming.
  The other issues is as a boy I shot off the right of the riser on a longbow, and this was an off the left takedown (recurve) bow - still the amount I sucked surprised me a little, lol.
  So hopefully you have time to practice.
- Probably should spoiler tag that.
  
  It's really not much of a spoiler.
  
  In general yes, but… that game is now 8 years old, has a successor AND a remaster. So… I don’t really think this is a spoiler anymore at this point.

If you think about it, any diesel powered vehicle is a robot that eats organisms for fuel.
- And more than likely most of us here are using thinking stones powered by electricity created by very large machines far away eating organisms for fuel. Not to mention heating, but not everyone lives where there's only two seasons; winter and July. (Actually I pay extra to have a 100% renewables contract I think but idk how well those work.)
  
  95% of Finland's energy is already carbon neutral.

oh hey isn't that the backstory to horizon zero dawn?
- Well, at least there isn't a narcissistic tech-billionaire around who doesn't care about human lives and is closely associated with the government.
  
  Yeah! Thank god that isn't a thing! Also does anyone have the blueprints for tearblast arrows?
- "We finally invented the Torment Nexus from sci-fi classic Don't create the Torment Nexus "
- The image is old enough for that.

Paging Elisabet Sobek!

“At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus“

BLOOD IS FUEL
- MANKIND IS DEAD
  
  HELL IS FULL
- dude remember that paper that came out that said "hey, you know we could have a colony on mars and build houses out of blood that'd be pretty fucked up right"

Bitch do you know what happens in Horizon where they make SELF REPLICATING SELF THINKING ROBOTS THAT CONSUME BIOMATTER AS FUEL
- Fuck Ted Faro
  
  It's spelled Elon Musk actually.
- The Matrix?

the orphan crushing machine is complete
- finally...

What's really concerning is that I have no idea if this is satire.
- I think this is actually a real thing, but from like 10 years ago.
  edit, there was a DARPA project that created a robot that could consume biomass as fuel, its acronym is EATR. According to wikipedia, it could "only" consume certain types of vegetation. But in the initial proposal, the developers also proposed chicken fat. So honestly, this probably exists and there might be a version of it that can consume meat.
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Energetically_Autonomous_Tactical_Robot
  
  Phew. Chicken fat doesn't seem very good, as we have enough meat eating already, but man a robot that runs on lettuce would be cool!
- Partly real, partly fake. https://www.reuters.com/article/fact-check/robot-was-designed-to-run-on-plant-based-items-not-human-or-animal-flesh-idUSL1N33W1QC/
  
  But, but... protein is an essential part of a balanced diet, and can provide more energy to the eater. I guess solar panels would be too woke, even if even more energy.
- The game 'high on life' does it better.

I read it as "robot that can eat orgasms for fuel. My version is better.
- It was fun the first 3 times, but now it's starting to hurt.
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Mankind is dead. Blood is fuel. Hell is full.
- Gabriel is hot🥵
  
  That game is a bit too hardcore for me. I’ve had it since very early on. I love everything that it has become. Except that it’s fucking hard.

There's a whole video game series on why this is a terrible idea. (Horizon Zero Dawn)
- I really like those games. I just don't want to be a character in them.

Something something fuck Ted Faro

iirc this was just an engine that could run on most combustible hydrocarbons, a small gas turbine and some elaborate digestion setup I seem to remember, and the press really stretched a badly worded explanation of how it worked into 'it eats corpses'. Which is fair, humans are mostly made from tasty biomass, but still.
edit: here's a couple sources about it, it sounds like it does indeed run on vegetable biomass.
- The photo, however, shows search and rescue robots.

EAT THE RICH! wait, what…?!
- Not like that!

"EXTERMINATE!"

Robot: please remain calm, I'm here to assist you.
Patient: you're choking me!
Robot: squeezes harder

Ooo, I think I've seen this one
- I love how people think this is the robot apocalypse and not the robots that the wealthy already use to fuck us over

I actually hope this is fake

Zero dawn

Can't wait for the black mirror episode based on this, as if the dog robot wasn't terrifying enough.
- It's literally the plot to Horizon Zero Dawn

It's called EATR.
- of SOLES

Screamers was about these war robots that became self aware and began killing not just because you were an enemy soldier but because they could use your body parts to lubricate their gears. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114367/
- Written by Phillip K. Dick

BLOOD FOR THE OMNISSIAH

angry War of the Worlds tripod noises

MANKIND IS DEAD
- BAH GAWD

Although several people in the replies have pointed out the actual truth behind this post, (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Energetically_Autonomous_Tactical_Robot)
I do think this qualifies as misinformation. Given what happened on most other social networks, I can't help feeling uneasy even though it's a stupid joke post.
- Awww I wanted it to gurgle blood in its wood chipper/mouth/head removal proboscis while it giggled through its speakers and says I Bring You Love, you know to attract more fuel.
  It's been a trying day.

finally, a way to save on burial costs and diesel at the same time.

Someone got a lil too excited 'bout forever winter

But that is not our mission, yet.

Nothing is the way it seems / Discerning man from machine / Dominate as to erase / Wiping man off Earth's face / Fueling engines through deceit / To eradicate humanity / Man is obsolete / Erased, extinct
Defaced by all inept justice / Shamed by the mental abuses / Branded "inferior weakness" / Ordered to cease and to desist! / Man is obsolete!
Our world, obsolete!
-Fear Factory, 1998

We're doomed

Sounds like the synopsis of The Forever Winter. Great setting for that game.

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