Without the American innovation of deep frying a wrapped dough something within another wrapped dough something and serving it in a bucket, I don't think civilization would be on the positive path it is on right now.
Absolutely no slavery, we promise 100% workers rights. The reason why we don't use our own local labor has absolutely nothing to do with profits. Trust us.
I believe the maidens are only accepting my invitations for the sumptuous candlelight feasts instead of truly loving and caring for me.
As long as it remains covered the lizard people cannot see it.
cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/3971789
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Marketing has a bright idea and says lets put AI in pagers.
I hereby promise to give you back your dinosaurs, starting with a clone of the T-Rex.
More American than America
cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/42553755
> cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/3948329 > > > ##### This is an automated archive made by the Lemmit Bot. > > The original was posted on /r/funny by /u/DealFickle262 on 2024-09-17 19:46:40+00:00. > >
cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/3948329
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If there were 666 people in Ireland, they could fight off billions of Penguins and take their souls.
Decisions were made.
A general Fruit punch is usually the safest bet, as it is a universal tasty refreshing treat, but the flavor can be altered for the fascists in any given area. Try finding the most popular local fruits for your region and emphasize those. The next big consideration is should it be alcoholic or nonalcoholic, and this again varies enormously but I would urge you to go the nonalcoholic route, as some fascists may be sensitive to social pressures to imbibe when they don't yet feel perfectly comfortable.
Because he's a rapper and the streets call to him.
cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/42292554
> An empty nuclear flask. (Used for transporting nuclear waste) > cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/3918471 > > > ##### This is an automated archive made by the Lemmit Bot. > > The original was posted on /r/mildlyinteresting by /u/vcjester on 2024-09-14 00:32:51+00:00. > >
WP] You've been tasked with hunting down dangerous people hiding in ordinary houses. You discover a false cupboard, and when you open it you are shocked to discover something much worse.
Recent research by Dr. Mikael Fauvelle and his colleagues, published in the Journal of Maritime Archaeology, proposes that the neolithic Pitted Ware Culture (PWC) may have used skin boats to conduct trade, travel, fishing, and hunting activities.
Archaeologists suggest Neolithic Scandinavians may have used skin boats to hunt, travel and trade
cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/41380323
> FTC: Over $110 million lost to Bitcoin ATM scams in 2023 > > cross-posted from: https://infosec.pub/post/17077253 > > > The U.S. Federal Trade Commission (FTC) has reported a massive increase in losses to Bitcoin ATM scams, nearly ten times the amount from 2020 and reaching over $110 million in 2023. [...]
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I steal crumbs.
Crumbs.
Also I maintain a secret cache of documents underneath the Alaskan tundra with the help of a diesel generator, some very large goggles and a years supply of smoked frozen herring.