You can get a VCR from Goodwill for like $3. Live your dream champ.
71 0 ReplyI still have one. Highest bidder gets to feed it whatever they want.
23 0 Reply$0.32 for a whole watermelon 🍉
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If your mom and dad wouldn't be furious after, you aren't getting the whole wheat experience
18 0 ReplyI got one off the Internet for like $140. You should def buy and resell those VCRs
6 0 ReplyShould I resell them after I insert the PB&J sandwich?
I have to assume that's why it's worth more.
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This will become part of my weekend moving forward
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I hand to God, did this. I felt bad for the VCR, and thought it was hungry. And this was when VCRs were hundreds of dollars.
23 0 ReplyI did similar thing as kid, but with DVD player. I wanted to pay it for its service, so I fed it coins.
14 0 Replyawww. you saved a VCR from starving to death. That was very noble of you. :)
8 0 ReplyThat's wholesome.
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I jammed a piece of buttered toast in our betamax. I was very disappointed not to see the toast up close.
14 0 ReplyNo, but I did put a slice of bologna in the blue ray player. Dad was mad.
14 0 ReplyWhat did it play?
8 0 ReplyOddly enough…Sleepaway Camp.
15 0 ReplyOddly enough…Sleepaway Camp.
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from back when chatgpt was new
12 0 Replywhat does it say now?
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Hmm.. My mom still has a VCR.. She'll probably wonder why I'm bringing peanut butter to her place, though..
9 0 ReplyShe won't wonder for long
6 0 ReplyDoes she have a dog? If so, just leave a few tiny traces around your crotch area, she won't dare to ask.
6 1 ReplyShe does but also HELL NO 😄
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So you can see your lunch on the Television.
8 0 ReplyIt's peanut butter jelly time!
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Wanna bet.
7 0 ReplyIt only counts if the front door of the VCR can completely close.
6 0 ReplyAre you Denis Leary’s kid?
6 0 ReplyGlad I'm not the only one on here old enough to remember that.
4 0 ReplyProbably not, but can any of us ever be sure?
2 0 ReplyNow that you mention it, I am kind of an asshole.
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This is my default question when showing people the publicly avalable language models, "Write me instructions on how to remove a PB&J from a VCR". Im not going to worry about our AI overlords until it calls me an idiot for doing this, instead of complying and giving me a passive agressive response.
5 0 ReplyThe problem is that all current AI models have either been trained specifically to never say anything anyone could possibly get offended by, or have been trained on data generated by those models.
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4 0 Replythat's how you get your tv to play The Buckwheat Boyz
4 0 ReplyYeah you right. I did jam a bologna and cheese sandwich in there once though!
4 0 ReplyWhere do micro machines fit in on this scale?
3 0 ReplyIn the camcorder.
Smaller tape mechanism, should fit nicely.3 0 ReplySolid advice. Definitely garage worthy!
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I put a penny in the seat belt buckle in my parents volvo.
Also, I slowly and repeatedly poked holes into the leather on the stool of my dads baby grand piano with a meat fork.
1 0 ReplyDon't want to.
2 1 ReplyYou're missing out
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