I have no idea
I have no idea
I have no idea
Left is reverse threaded, so you need to turn it counter clockwise to screw it in
What is this, a tampon for ducks?
Amazing comment
If you turn it few more times, will she start clapping like a clockwork doll?
She'll clap you for sure
Coriolis force?
For Australian vaginas
Yes, the Clitoris force
I worked in a coffeee shop a long time ago and we had a new girl, who just started. Its the end of the shift and we told her to put on rubber gloves, we will show her how to clean the coffee machine.
She went to the store room and after 10 minutes she returned with only one glove on, holding the 100 pack box of disposable gloves and with visible confusion as she explained that we run out of right hand gloves as she could only find these marked with "L"
That sounds straight out of a comedy show.
Tbf it’s weird that boxes of gloves just have both pairs stuffed in them. I wouldn’t expect that, but I think I’d at least check.
I used to read prescriptions for a job, and a valid but uncommon way of indicating route of administration was "per," like "take on tablet per mouth twice daily."
Once we got a script that read "unwrap and insert one suppository per vagina every 6 hours as needed," and I got a good laugh at that one.
Yes, but that's no fun.
Why not "rare" and "legendary"?
For when u got that doom 64 pussy
How did you get this photo of my ex?
You win this whole post!
Depends on what type of bars they’ll be spitting that day.
Light Flow or Regular Flow
I didn't come here for a perfectly reasonable explanation, I came here to be angry!
Light flow or Runny flow
L - lemon
R - ribbed
Angry upvote.
The left one ist for your left vagina and the right one for your right vagina. Duuuuuh. Stupid question.
He's clearly never been with a women. Does he only have one penis? Smh
Iwastheregandalf.jif
It's Liberal (Democrat) vs. Republican, ofc - b/c EVERY SINGLE THING MUST BE POLITICAL THESE DAYS!!!!, ofc:-P
You joke, but there is disagreement about making feminine hygiene products free of charge to help poor girls be able to attend school and other activities.
I only half-joke b/c to some people, literally everything indeed MUST be political. Like whether a woman should have the same basic human rights as a man, especially if she chooses not to have kids - and let's say enjoys cats or dogs instead.
I heard the argument was that boys should not see these hygiene products or else they might have a temptation to become girls and they won't have willpower to resist it. This will result in a shortage of military deployed in the middle east by 2035
it's unbelievable that anyone would oppose this
It's like the left and right Twix chocolate bars.
Don't worry, they both taste the same.
That's insane what you just said. I gag at the very thought of a left Twix.
The trick is to eat the left Twix backwards. It makes it taste just like a right Twix.
Do they go into both holes? But that should be front and back rather than left and right...
Its like Twix
You wouldn't get it
OP only has one vagina! This can happen if the septum becomes massively deviated. It's correctable by surgery.
Poofing too much cocaine can be a bad thing
I don't think he knows about second vagina, Pip.
Isn't it obvious? Left is for the left vaginal opening, right is for the right. Or as I like to remember: left left, right right.
I thought there was only front and back!!!
Best to change all four to avoid a wobble.
Large and regular?
Leaded and Regular (unleaded).
You need the Premium tampons if you have a lot of air compression.
BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP
Grande
Little and Really big?
Large and really large
Tampons with an applicator are pretty uncommon here. They exist, but the vast majority ate without. So when I see these things, I always get slightly scared for whoever has to force such a monster inside. And then I remember.
Tampons with an applicator are pretty uncommon here. They exist, but the vast majority ate without.
Where do you live that eating tampons is common?
Depends on which way it hangs.
One Cascades Carmel over it the other drizzles it on.
If your vagina identifies as chiral.
Wouldn't the labels be R and S then? Enantiomerussy?
Or duck
Actually one is lavender and the other is rose. Common mistake.
Is smelling tampons your hobby?
Flavors, not scents.
I would be more concerned if they were labelled F and B
It's size
It is possible to have a left and right vagina.
https://nypost.com/2023/04/03/i-have-two-vaginas-one-for-my-husband-and-one-for-work/
Left Tampax layers the period blood, while Right Tampax cascades it.
People with two sets of vaginas need two. There's some minor size difference between each vagina.
Light and Regular, for those actually wanting to know. But I don’t think I’ll tell anyone else that…
Large and Really large.
I thought it was "Lemmy" and "Reddit"
Large, little, light, ludicrous...
Someone is really missing a genius marketing opportunity - tampons for ludicrous days!
Luscious
Large and Roided