Wow he took a quirk of our brain's text processing that I find fascinating... and made me hate the shit out of it
51 0 ReplyHe is Shidas. Everything he touches turns to shit.
18 0 ReplyI'm Mr. Crapmeiser. I'm Number Two.
I'm Mr Hard-to-flush. I'm Mr. Doodie-doo.
Friends call me Shitposter, whenever I push, bites me back in the tush!
I feel a rush.
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this man is really stuck in 2005
49 0 ReplyI hope he posts about le bacon next!
43 0 Reply"Guys, guys - here's a spoiler about my French 'particularly impressive or remarkable' tweet I'm going post 1m before 12:01 am that's gonna have a sea creature and an awesome breakfast food!'
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the mental of a 17 year old
39 0 ReplyI wore a T-shirt in middle school that said "Big Richard" and at the bottom it said, "but my friends call me Dick".
I cringe every time I think about it. This man is 50 and proudly posting this shit
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God he's so fucking epic. All of you haters are cringe compared to based god emperor Elon.
38 0 ReplyPeople keep telling me right-wing comedy is dead and then I see this.
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Reappropriating some lines from the Phantom Menace Rifftrax:
"See my opinion is that
the Jar Jar characterElon Musk isn't inherentlyracistsophomoric as he is broadly offensive"'Really'
"Yeah, he's annoying in a more metaphysical sense."
'So what...he bugs your soul?'
"Actually, yes"
32 0 ReplyJust like textbook sexual harassment
29 0 ReplyAh yes, the adult joke section at Spencer's Gifts. Timeless humor.
23 0 Reply50something acting like he's 15.
20 0 Replyhis wealth and social media company amps up his midlife crisis to the level of performance art with a global reach
i hope his brain is actually regressing from the K as he retreats deeper into fantasy and just unbirths himself
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epic meme lord troll
18 0 Replyboss level divorce dad
12 0 ReplyMost desperate divorced absentee parent.
15 0 Replylol so randum *holds up spork*
14 0 ReplyIf Elon Musk never got scratched he'd have so many custom made Soyjaks of him it's unreal. Musk is peak Redditor.
12 0 ReplyIt does bewilder me that the loss of 's reputation among most people was just about entirely self inflicted.
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Big "am I the biggest loser on the beach" energy
5 0 Replyomg he's such a troll xDDDD
11 1 ReplyA very normal guy who wants everyone to think about his genitalia all the time
6 0 Replysomeone has to do the thing
9 0 Replyhugh mungus
4 0 Reply7 1 ReplyI found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
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