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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans?

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WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUU

🎵Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down🎵
🎵Letting the days go by, water flowing underground🎵

Hi kids!

Do you like violence?

Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids?

You know what they're saying now folks? The media, they're saying Americans are more willing to participate in cannibalism than ever. Ever! Nobody else has done it! And, you know, we are going to drop the abominations like a dog! Seven. And that's how we do it, that's the awakening, folks. Twelve. Eighteen. And we're going to destroy Al Qaeda! Now there you go again.

Lotsa people don't know this but I love numbers! I love them! 1 2 6 23 99 eight hundred sixty-seven million four hundred twelve thousand and three. The three is very, very important. Can't forget it.
- Folks, nobody else has done this before. Nobody's been consumed like we have! We are being consumed so beautifully and we are going to become so, so empty. Beautiful little circles that are not circles, the most beautiful not-circle circles you've ever seen. So many, just so many billions of dead souls inside containment. The nasty failing unravellers have eaten this country's moral fabric, they've eaten it all up! I'm from a kingdom level above human, more and more people are saying it! And you know what that means? A hokey smile that damns an entire nation. There is no hope.

<clears throat and approaches the mic> mi mi mi mi, fa fa fa fa, sol sol sol sol

I made a perfect post on twitter and the gunman shot at meeeeeeeee trump-anguish

Why does God give his wettest boys the driest of air?

I am the passenger
And I ride and I ride
I ride through the city's backsides
I see the stars come out of the sky
Yeah, the bright and hollow sky
You know it looks so good tonight

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